Beck needs one of these in her window, too.
I hope that’s not anything like “sleep with the fishes.” 
You’ll be happy to know I’m actually occasionally mute.
It’s an anxiety thing. Or I plan it.
Not sure.
I would never shut-up if @Cecil_Adams showed up.
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I promise.
That’s what they’re telling you. Are you sure it’s not so they can get some rest?
Thread 
Well, could be
I am exasperating.
The Li’l wrekker says I was being seriously combative and out of control. But she’s very judgemental.
So, I do not believe her.
I’m just trying to stay alive, folks. 
The nurses are immune to my carrying on. I do manage to scare a young CNA or young intern some days. I got my eye on one really freaked out looking guy. Yes, people, there will be tears.
See if you can get him to smuggle you in some corn dogs, and/or cats.
Good idea 
But how can you threaten somebody, while stroking a white cat, if you don’t have the cat?
“Wanna buy some pills?”
I made my first sign. (Lil Wrekker is a easy mark, she went to get the sketch pad and pens)
My sign says " I Need A Cat in my Lap to Heal, Urgently"
I have it in my window to Nurse Hell, they hate me already.
Are you intending to heal the cat or you. You might want to clarify.
The correct word is “Stat!”, not “Urgently”.
The natives will like you more if you speak their language.
I like the signs idea, especially if they irk people. If you must engage in hijinks–and you do–I’d rather you had trouble with stares than stairs.
So glad you’re still with us. Also, I love the thread title.
Yeah, Boo, I thought of that. I’m grammatically-challenged some times.
I did get Jojo healed the last time I was in the hospital.
So either, I guess.
Next sign adjacent to the first one…STAT!!
Ha! A nurse brought me a thing of Scotch tape. I was using bandaids.
Oh my. Co-operation. It ruins the whole thing. Smart ass Nurse.
Maybe she’s dealt with you before.
Several years ago, one of my coworkers called in sick, saying he had fallen and hit his head. A few minutes later he called again to tell us the same thing, and didn’t remember making the first call. Then he called again. He lived alone, so we had someone go and check on him. He was buck-naked and got in a fistfight with the ambulance crew. A head injury can get you quite discombobulated!