Bad, bad, bad Comatose mistaken ideas

Bandaids! Brilliant!

:adhesive_bandage: :adhesive_bandage: :adhesive_bandage:

~VOW

So both is entirely fair. I’m sure JoJo is grateful.

Maybe a nurse has an ailing kitty you can cure to hasten your escape.

You reminded me of the Here Kitty episode of House.

No complaints to date…

You threw a hard dinner roll at a nurse, fer Christ’s sake! The girl has a point!

I had scans this morning, on my head and face. They sent them to Austin.
The plastic surgeon who fixed my face after I had a bad car vs deer wreck is gonna look at them.
They said I didn’t have a head injury.i was very scared of that. Last time was scary.

You so funny, Mister Fishy-feet.

Hey show us them Feets👣

Number 16, btw

Oh, my. Here’s hoping that your next excitement is bigfoot related.

Yeah, Baby. It’s prime hunting time right now.

Stone Cold Steve Austin? Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man? Austin Powers?

:smiley:

Yikes! Didn’t read the whole thread, so maybe you’ve addressed this, but how long did they put you under?

Was he OK?

I’ll have to get back to you on that. I haven’t even thought to ask.

Fellow Doper i can truly relate. last summer i walked into ER thinking man my side hurts and woke up 4 weeks later, tied down wearing mittens. Amongst my more corful hallucinations i kept telling the Nurses there is a blue fish in the ceiling vent get it out. im new here but just wanted to say feel better soon. And the blue fish will be fine.

Welcome to the insane asylum (the Dope🤭)

During my induced coma, medical folks would come in the room for various things. They look at your bracelet and read your name aloud and ask you if that’s you. I never said yes. I think I said it aloud but I can’t be sure, “No my name is Cherry”

Don’t ask cause there’s no answer to the reason that during a coma, I’m ‘Cherry’ not @beckdawrek

Blue fish, indeed.

Maybe this song was your coma-earworm.

Becks, not Band-aids, do you know how much hospitals charge for those little suckers?

Perhaps it is time for another sign. “Send flavorful food.”

You keep up the healing, sweetie.

I have my own bandaids. It’s those little tiny ones. No one ever uses them. At. All.

Latest sign “I want TACOS

Ok, I’m making another sign. “or corndogs

I’m getting kinda famous around here about signs. Seems I’m a tourist attraction.:flushed: