Anybody who deliberately manufactures bad chocolate should be shot.
Not being very religious but wanting to treat myself on Easter anyway, I bought the first random chocolate bunny I saw. I thought about it for days but saved it until today. I unwrapped it reverently, bit off its pointy ear and… grimaced slightly. Nasty. It was chalky and had an odd flavor, leaving me to wonder if the “HONEY” written across the box was the name of the brand as I had originally assumed.
How could someone live with themselves after putting bad chocolate on the market? Well, at least I have my Chocolate Crunch Easter Eggs to console me.
P.S.
How many people thought this was going to be about Playboy? 