Evil, Evil Easter Bunny

Yesterday, after work, I popped into the supermarket on the way home. I needed to pick up a few things (bananas and vegemite, in fact). On my way back to the checkout, I decided to wander down the chocolate aisle - you know, just in case I had a chocolate emergency.

An they were there. Grinning at me. Mocking me. It’s January! The easter bunny is supposed to be hiding away making easter eggs. But no, the little bugger was sitting on the shelf, surounded by eggs, looking smug.

I am not emotionally prepared for easter yet. Christmas is barely over - I’ve only been back at work for 1 week after the Christmas/New Year break. Easter isn’t for three months. Round here, easter bunnies and eggs melt in January, it’s too hot for them. They can’t survive in the wild. But try telling that to the easter bunny - the evil sod doesn’t care about all the little bunnies and eggs - distributing them willy nilly to go to their deaths three months early, and traumatising innocent shoppers like me.

could cadbury mini eggs be far behind?

Were there any Hershey’s Candy Coated Easter Eggs? I love those things, and around this time of the year I start counting down to when they’ll be available–got to get thru Valentine’s Day first, then the Easter candy will be out. You’ve given my hope robinc308, maybe this year the stores around here will lose perspective and put out Valentine and Easter candyat the same time. Oh joy, oh joy, soon I’ll have my candy-coated eggs, yum, yum.

Kallessa - no Hershey’s Candy Coated Easter Eggs, I’m afraid, but then, here in Australia, you don’t see a lot of Hershey’s anything, and what you do see, you have to hunt for.

Note there was no response to the cadbury mini eggs.

I think robin has found them and is hoarding them for her own.

Unhand those eggs, m’lady!!!

There were probably cadbury eggs. I didn’t take the time to check - I rushed passed before the easter bunny eyes pierced my soul and turned me into a quivering heap in the middle of the supermarket.

Instead, I got a block of Cadbury hazelnut dream…

And here I thought seeing Valentine’s Day candy and heart-emblazoned items on January 2 was bad…

egg hoarder!!! egg hoarder!!!

i’ll bet you have the cadbury mini-bunnies as well. ooooohhhh, mild chocolaty goodness in the mini-bunnie.

Oh cadbury cream eggs…if they’re available, I’d forgive anything!

Last week I picked up a half-dozen assorted Cadbury creme eggs at Walgreens. In fact, I’m eating one now. :smiley:

Its never the wrong time of year for chocolate!

My boss has just asked me to order 10 thousand mini easter eggs for a promotion we are doing. Mmmmmm 10 thousand eggs - wonder how many of those will get out of the office alive.

Never the wrong time of year for chocolate, but it is the wrong time of year for the chocolate to be delivered in egg and bunny form.

Right you are robinc308 but me being preggers clouds the judgement so anything cute like bunnies is okay right now.

BTW can you spare a minute to check in over here?

It’s all a plot of the fricken’ Bilby Rat Thingy.
Get the bunnies out early, let them melt and then the BILBY WILL REIGN !

True, so take the bunnies outside and let them sunbathe for what? Say 5 minutes. Presto-change-o–no more bunnies. Just an ameoba-shaped puddle of chocolate—and it’s always the season for ameoba-shaped chocolate puddles! :smiley:

you guys with the mini- and/or creme-egg obsessions really ought to come visit us here in the land of the mighty, where cadbury’s is based… here, shops sell both these treats all year round :smiley:

I absolutely Love hollow chocolate easter bunnies.
But easter is 3 months away!

:: checks airfare to London ::

:smiley:

shadow warrior, tempt not the chair. i could empty a store of cadbury mini eggs.

a friend brought me christmas mini eggs from canada. looks like i may have to do a chocolate run to canada.

Last night, I went to a friends place, and they served cadbury mini eggs. I had one, but it felt wrong in January to be eating easter eggs.

So I stuck to the freddo frogs and caramelo koalas instead :smiley: