Well my fave take on the fish thingy was one the read CTHULU instead of Darwin.
And my current sig was taken from a church noticeboard somewhere on the LA/TX border
I think all the Xtian bumper stickers are funnier when you add the phrase “With a Condom”.
Jesus Saves, With a Condom.
Real Men love Jesus With a Condom.
When the Going gets Tough, The Tough turn to Jesus With a Condom.
God is my Co-pilot With a Condom.
By the way, Dobbs says those Chrome Fishes will be real Important, come the Rapture. The Regular Jesus will take the Xtians, the Chrome Jesus will pick up their Cars.
They’ll be driving their Cars in Chrome Heaven!
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Surgeon.JPG
I guess if you’re the Son of God, the sterile field doesn’t apply to you.
(What this picture really needs is a scrub nurse freaking out in the background. “Where’s your hat and mask! Get your hands off the field, you freak! Aaah!”)
Dr. J
I have always said that the Bumper Stickers that simply say “Jesus” are there for you to know what to say when you see how bad a driver they are.
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Guitarist.JPG
Jesus looks like Ron Jeremy in this one.
Just what the world needs: a well-hung messiah.
This was my favorite
TRY JESUS FOR 30 DAYS. SATAN WILL ALWAYS TAKE YOU BACK It’s a bad infomercial.
I think it might be a regional thing. I learned that “quiero” would be used for standard expression of love, while “amo” would be much more… deep? Formal? Poetic? :shrug: Madonna would use “quiero” and Manilow would use “amo” or something.
I have seen cheesy valentines which had a little frog with hearts around it saying, “Te quiero.” YMMV.
Jesus saves. . . S & H Green Stamps
I am surprised no one has mentioned this one. It is not a bumper sticker but-- A server in a restaurant walks up to the table after the guest has left. Along with, or sometimes in place of the tip there is a piece of paper that looks like a MasterCard. But it says “Give Christ charge of your life”
Oh goodie, this thread is still running and I get to make my first post. Hope I do this right.
This isn’t a bumper sticker, but there is a sign on I-65 from Montgomery to Birmingham, Alabama, that says “Go to Church or the Devil Will Get You!” with a picture of a devil and a pitchfork. That sign has been there (with one short, mysterious hiatus) at least since I started driving, and it has never failed to crack me up.
My Karma Ran Over My Dogma
I can’t believe we’ve gone four pages without mentioning (forgive me if I missed it):
“To Get to Heaven : Turn Right and Go Straight.”
:rolleyes:
I saw one in a parking lot:
Surprise! Your mother chose LIFE!
No, you asshole. My mother had no choice. I was born prior to 1973, when Roe v. Wade was decided. As for me, I chose to be pregnant. So don’t tell me what’s going on, OK?
Robin