Someone I work with has “I’m Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Jesus Christ” on her car. Geez, who said you should be? It has always struck me as whiney and somehow passive-aggressive.
I must have What Would Scooby Do sticker. I must.
Ok not a bumper sticker but I was in the small town of seneca, south carolina & I passed by a church that had a sign which proudly proclaimed “someone better call 911 cause this church is on fire!!!”
I could not stop laughing untill I was far into Georgia…
Oh & this is the version I have up on my corkboard…
Jesus saves. Allah forgives. Cthulhu thinks you’d make a nice samm’ich. Campus crusade for Cthulhu: if your god’s dead, blame mine.
I always wanted to make one that said “God is my co-pilot, Satan is my Bombardier”
FTR that was Drachillix NOT CYN!!
I think this thread is hilarious (am a Christian, but not an organized-religion one), and I am always irritated by the bumper stickers. I think it’s ridiculous to believe that Jesus would want people to drive around with cute little bumper stickers about him.
Anyhoo, my fave has to be:
“Jesus is coming and is he pissed!”
or maybe
“Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?” 
Observed (in conservative portion of SF):
“Catholics Love Jesus Too”
bizarre… feeling left out of all the fundie glory?
Desired:
“Another Happy Heathen on the Handbasket Express”
and, why is it that Christians are the only ones feeling a need to erect billboards proclaiming their correctness?
Jesus- Don’t leave earth without him.
I’ll probably get flamed for this, but what the hey. Ok- I’m not christian, but, to me, this defines everything that is wrong with {the christian} religion today:
- The world’s largest religion is reduced to copying slogans of big businesses, as if to mirror it’s own success.
- You’re wrong, I’m right. My dick is bigger than yours, wanna have a pissing contest?
- Most astronauts have a background in science, not theology
- You’re wrong, I’m right. I have a catchy slogan on my car pertaining to the afterlife, yours pertains to some rock band I’ve never heard of, which is obviously a sign that you’re going to hell and I’m not. Nyah-nyah!!!
- Hey, I believe in some 13th century ideology which is grounded in the fact that the earth is the center of the universe. Dang, I’m smart!!
- You’re not going to rear-end me because the ruler of the universe is protecting my car, because my car is wearing a religious bumper sticker. (BTW- you were obviously wrong) hehehe
Jesus is coming- everyone look busy.
-me
I saw this one just the other day - Life is Short - Pray Hard.
Nothing makes the Lord happier than knowing that he’s turning you on!! The older I get, the deeper my mind goes into the gutter.
On the BBBoards, someone had the sig: “WWJD for a Klondike Bar?”
THAT slayed me.
Umm… dennison? Seeing as how “Yo quiero” is simply Spanish for “I love,” I have a sneaking suspicion that one or two people might have been saying “I love Jesus” in every imaginable language BEFORE Taco Bell came up with its ad campaign with Dinky the chihuahua. I’d be surprised if there weren’t bumper stickers saying “You Quiero Jesus” long before Taco Bell’s campaign, too.
“Got Jesus?”, on the other hand, IS a blatant imitation of the milk campaign.
As for me, I never put bumper stickers on my car, period. When I feel like voicing my opinions in an obnoxious and simplistic manner, I come to the SDMB, just like the rest of you guys!
Not really a bumper sticker, but y’all might want to check out these “Jesus is with you” pencil sketches. Man, Jesus looks creepy! And the “Trucker” one is vaguely homoerotic (though the trucker looks decidedly uncomfortable over Jesus’ advances). But the “Student” one makes clear that Jesus swings both ways, I suppose…
Oh, and let’s not forget the great fun of Sports Jesus, especially the one of Jesus taunting the short kids.
Hey, the Mexican theme seems perfectly appropriate to me.
Jesus is a Spanish name, right?
A juggler? What a surreal (and hilarious) website.
Sheri
This one is great.
“No preassure. You savior just has a yard and a half riding on this putt.”
Drawing of a baby sucking thumb, next to the text:
Kill her later — IT’S MURDER!
Kill her now — IT’S ABORTION!
If that baby’s in the first trimester, she’ll be born the size of Godzilla!
IIRC from my Spanish class, Yo quiero is more directly translated as “I want” or “I desire”. Amar is the verb for “to love”.
On the theme of religious merchandising:
My Buddy: http://store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/budchrisdass1.html
DO NOT OPEN THIS ONE AT WORK!:http://www.divine-interventions.com/
:eek:
The tackiest toy ever made? Pshaw! http://store.yahoo.com/wickedcoolstuff/jesacfig1.html
The everpopular Nunzilla: http://store.yahoo.com/wickedcoolstuff/nunfirbreatn.html
My next really stupid purchase: http://store.yahoo.com/wickedcoolstuff/buddhabeanie.html
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the long-awaited return of the “baby jesus buttplug” to the SDMB!
::thunderous applause::
It was on the first page, but I’ll throw in a second given the circumstances:
Christians Aren’t Perfect, Only Forgiven
on a van parked in a handicapped spot with neither handicapped tag nor plates. Before you’re forgiven, as I understand it, you’re supposed to repent first. I am a Christian, but it’s people like that that make my job a lot harder! Honestly, folks, we’re not all like that, I promise!!!
CJ
Lord, preserve me from the more fervent of your followers.