When I first saw that, it was a graffito on the wall of my college’s laundry room.
Only it was ‘Espo’, since Gretzky’s fame was years away, yet. 
I think the one I saw was “Fish ain’t got legs, and Jesus died for you” or something inane like that.
I’ve also seen “What God say right is right, what God say wrong is wrong.” – I’d prefer “What the Chicago Manual of Style says is right is right…”
My personal favourite was “God is my Co-Pilot.” Seen on a pickup truck overturned in a ditch.
Irony makes the world go 'round.
I’ve seen “God is my Co-Pilot, but the Devil is my Navigator.”
Personally, I find it amusing that there is a Christian bookstore across the street from the American Association for Nude Recreation (international headquarters).
IMO, if you could get the chihuahua bumpersticker and then add one that says this, that would be hilarious. Well, I laughed, anyway.
Okay, it’s not a bumper sticker, but the things I really hate are the billboards they have around here that are signed, “Love, God.” Like: “Why don’t you come over to my house this Sunday? Love, God” or “Just wanted you to know I’m thinking of you. Love, God.” Ick! It’s so precious I could just puke.
There is nothing I want to say about my religion that is so facile it could be or ought to be expressed on the bumper of my car – or on a billboard, for that matter.
RT, oh, gotcha. Sorry, I was a little lost. Must agree with her then.
As far as institutional WWJD, absolutely. They don’t seem to believe that it applies to the corporate mind as well as the individual mind.
I’ll probably misspell it too, but of course, as we all know: “There’s an s in Nietzsche.”
Not exactly on topic, but you all might appreciate this:
I saw a T-shirt with a cartoon of Jesus at an Italian restaurant (pizza and a diet Coke on the table). The caption: The Penultimate Supper
One time when I was in a Christian bookstore and I was looking at the cheap religious crap there were keychains that said “Smile, Jesus loves kickball.” So completely random, I loved it.
worst/best
Hand over your soul to God and nobody gets hurt!
I just love the implied violence. I imgane random soul muggings in our fair cities, gangs of christians running as rampant as soiled budgies from the sewers
For the fish have no legs sticker I always think about the mudskippers. I thought they had vestigal legs, could somewhat breathe air, and could move around outside of the water for quite a long time.
HUGS!
Sqrl
The ‘Penultimate Supper’ post reminded me about the following T-shirt:
“Jesus died for my sins, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.”
Obviously not a ‘Christian’ T-shirt, but it had me rolling.
This is not completely on-topic, but along similar lines. I tried like crazy to find a camera so I could photograph this one.
A pleading bumper sticker screams, “Abortion takes a human life!”
To illustrate this injustice, the sticker had a graphic of… a baby seal.
When I first saw it, it thought it was a revolting picture of a beady-eyed, hairy, beflippered infant. Has anyone else seen this disturbing sticker?
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I must be attuned to this thread IRL as I am seeing more of these atrocious examples of commercial sanctity.
This morning’s offering in the parking lot:
**I Came
I Came to
I Came to believe**
I’ll let the masses rip this one.
Germ
Just remembered one I saw about 10 years ago. Gotta be the worst: “Thank God for AIDS”
The one which sets my teeth on edge is the one which states:
“God said it. I believe it. That settles it.”
There is something so willfully blind and dogmatic about that one. I’ve nothing against someone having faith, but to not ever question that faith…
One of my friends my friends read me an article out of I think it was the Detroit Free Press. An editorial writer, who is Christian, wrote an editorial about something that happened to him. He was stopped at a red light, behind a car with some pro-Christian bumper stickers. One of the stickers on the car said “Honk if you love Jesus!” So he did. The guy in the car in front of him, got out of the car, took a sawed-off baseball bat, and bashed a huge dent in the hood of the writer’s car. I laughed for five minutes straight.
I saw one here in Fargo that answered the “Warning, in case of rapture, car will be unmanned” or what ever. It said “In case of raptue, can I have your car?”
Hehehehehe I loved that one…
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That, IMHO, is what Christianity is supposed to accomplish. Supporting the community without wearing your holiness on your t-shirt, bumpersticker, etc.
Jesus would be proud of your folks.
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