Bad Cinema Alert! "Mega Piranha", Saturday Night on Syfy

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1

Dear God, this…looks…awesome!

Does it get any better than seeing Hero St. Jock pedal-kicking a half-dozen giant mutated piranha out of the air? Wheeee, can’t wait!

2

Agreed, the only thing missing from this … movie … is the Shadowrama silhouette and Joel/Mike and the Bots, this has all the makings of an MST3K experiment

Send 'em the movie, Frank!
<Movie Sign klaxons sound>

3

I’m sooooooo looking forward to this. Trailer here.

4

There’s no way it could beat Sci-Fi’s…

MAAAAAAAAAAAAANSQUITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1213287/mosquitos_mans_mansquito_best_scenes/

5

That.
Was.
Awesome.
(In a bad SyFy Original Movies kind of way.)

6

Okay, I let my cat distract me for like 30 seconds and I missed what their big plan was. How did they win in the end? My guess based on what I saw of the feeding frenzy was that they poisoned the one fish and expected it to poison the others?

7

SHHhhhhh…

It’s starting in 30 min where I am…

8

Instant classic.

9

So who would win in a fight, the Mega Piranha or the snakehead/s from Snakehead Terror?

10

I was distracted as well. IIRC, they had to come up with something more badass than a nuclear-tipped torpedo to cause at least one to bleed in order to set off the feeding frenzy. I’m kinda curious what that was…

11

Time has not been Tiffany’s friend. I thought he threw up a little at the kiss at the end.