Walked out the door this morning and heard a thump coming from a passing car.
Looked over and saw a bunny flopping about on the road. Poor bunny thinks I.
After a few seconds the bunny gets back on his feet and looks like he’s gonna be alright, just a bit stunned. For joy, I don’t have to witness death till I get to work!
A couple of seconds later a fox runs across the road and snarfs the bunny.
Mr Bunny Wabbit sould have stayed in bed this morning.
Mr. Fox, on the other hand, is having a fine day. 
On the bright side… Mr Fox got to spend extra time with the family today!
Say, rather, the Crows, Opossums, Coyotes & Buzzards.
Can’t help but think Mr Bunny Wabbit was set up. The timing was too good me thinks!
You didn’t catch a glimpse of the driver of the car, did you? Tufted pointy ears hidden beneath a balaklava?
I just wonder if Mr. Bunny Wabbit was under some sort of witness protection program.