“Man spends 3 days in valley after driving off road while trying to miss rabbit”
It’s got a vicious streak a mile wide; it’s a killer!
lol! My girlfriend totally didn’t get it, but someone needs to hunt that long-eared fiend down!
And in addition to rescuing the guy, the police found another car nearby, with a body underneath.
Obviously the rabbit has done this before. Yet more proof that it is a menace to society and must be stopped!
I recommend nuking the area from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
It is further proof of the Animal Conspiracy!
Was it related to this rabbit?
<ObAnya>
Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes,
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And whats with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!
</ObAnya>
Brian
(or maybe midgets)
That’s why I always drive with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Remember: Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Might have been related to this rabbit too:
What, you mean be’ind the rabbit?
Look at the bones!!!