And what will these badges look like? Hmmmmm?
Poke An Eye Out Award: eye with arrow in it. (extra arrows for repeats)
Break Your Neck Badge: a chicken with 90 degree neck. (Add feathers for multiples)
Litter Award, dirty ribbons worn like infantry braid and a copy of Arlo Guthrie’s…
Foul Language Badge: blue chicken head. (Howard Stern Award)
Broken Heart(theirs)Patch, worn on sleeve.
Snitch Decoration of Honor: a silver rat in profile. (Or a real dead-rat-on-a-rope around neck?)
Loud Radio on Bus Award for Valor in the Face of Adversity: boombox in circle with slash.
Gang-fighting Merit Badge, thick rusty chain worn like infantry braid.
In cookery, the Zenster Award for food too hot to eat. A patch of a tongue soaked in gasoline. <Just kidding, Pal>
Artistry in Graffiti: Mona Lisa portrait with large red X.
Knock-er-up Badge of Cunning: an egg crosssection (with padding so it bulges, more than 12 gets gold egg).
Drunk Driving Badge: wrinkled patch of car with passenger through windshield, etched in tin.
Postal Award for Justice: mailbox with bullet holes. (10+ victims earns gold mailbox)
Never-read-a-book Award, for steadfastness of standards, a chip of granite on shoulder. (And a scholarship)
“Catch a Skunk” Woodsperson’s Patch: <what else?> A stinking badge.
And, on a food-stained sash for displaying all of them: the Starting-a-thread-like-this Badge, a putz face in lime green…(yellow for participating).
Clever thread if I say so, Myself.