I just ordered a pizza with piles of breakfast bacon as a topping. Talk about a slice of heaven. Will I go to hell for eating this whole pizza by myself?
Not that a minor thing like an eternity in burning hell could stop me…Mmmmmmmmm.
Yes you will because you didn’t share with the hungry. Namely, ME! 
Bacon is the nectar of the gods. I can think of few foods as utterly delicious as bacon. No loving god would give us bacon he did not intend us to eat!
Not as long as you roll up a slice, and then wrap it in more bacon.
Need I insert Homer reference? I think not.
[Homer]
In this house, we do things my way, boy! Now, butter that bacon!
[/Homer]
Ewwwwww! Bacon!!! Gross. Although I don’t think your going to hell for it!
Guess it’s not a kosher pizza, huh.