Batman and Robin. I saw it in the theatre. Yes, I was the one who gave them money for it. Sorry.
If you’re thinking of Chevy, you’ve probly forgotton:
Memoirs of an Invisible Man and/or
Cops and Robbersons and/or
MOST everything Mr. chase has been in.
Ha! You think that by opening this thread you can make me remember the most horrible movie I’ve ever seen? Got news for you. I’ve got that sucker sealed and vaulted and thrown away the key. No way anyone will ever get me to haul that decrepit load of night soil to the surface of my conscious mind again. No way will I ever remember “Breaking the Waves.”
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
It wasn’t Mars Attacks, was it?
How about Spaced Invaders:
House of Flying Daggers
I don’t care how many critics have voiced acclaim for this movie. The director was too involved with the scenery than the story. There was a two or three minutes scene where all they do is to ride from one part of the forest to another part of forest, something like an ultra-realisitc 64-bit horizontal platform game, while sad music plays in the background.
The fighting wasn’t extraordinary. The love story blah. The plot twist blah. The artistic touches which had inspired Hero was a mess of colours and sickly wishy-washyness.
That actually is a really good kids movie. I loved it.
" ‘Prepare to die Earth scum, prepare to die Earth scum.’ I’m going to make sure they write that on your tombstone!"
Valley of the Dolls or whatever the name of the horrible movie Roger Ebert wrote. I knew it was going to be bad, but I really want those two hours of my life back.
Steel Magnolias
I’ve seen worse movies (maybe) but we rented this during a big family gathering. All during the movie there were comments about what a great movie it was and I kept wondering just what I was missing. Then at the end my son who was on the floor looked up and said “What a lousy movie”. I sighed a grateful “Amen”.
People keep telling me there were sequels to the Highlander movie. I just have to shake my head in dismay at these poor, deluded souls. What part of “there can be only one” did they miss?
I haven’t tried purposefully to block certain movies from my memory, but some are just so boring that I never think about them.
When I saw the title of the thread I tried to think of some movie I had seen that I had not thought of in a long time. The only thing I could think of was some movie I had seen in high school that had Chevy Chase in it. I seemed to remember him snorting some coke. I clicked on the link and there it was. Seems this is a truly forgettable movie.
Ah yes, that’s it.
Push you down, it may be a kid’s movie, granted. However, I’m not convinced it’s a good movie of any type. YMMV.
Purple Butterfly would qualify. The only thing I remember about it is that they managed to make Ziyi Zhang look homely.
Well, there’s the scene where the Indian guy gets blown up by a landmine. It’s memorable because he is one of the only two sympathetic characters in a neverending movie.
devilsknew, I’m going to guess “Spaced Invaders”. I seem to recall my parents seeing it in the theater and liking it. Which baffled me at the time and still does.
-Joe, doesn’t remember ‘Very Bad Things’
I liked that the movie’s advertising slogan was, “whoever wins, we lose.”
“Yeah, right”, I said to myself, “especially the audience.”
I’ve only walked out on one movie in my life that I also paid admission for. The Movie was I Am Curious: Yellow. Murky black and white photography, poorly lit scenes, unreadable sub-titles, inaudible dialogue even if one spoke Swedish. Supposedly it was the first movie ever shown in the US in major theatre houses with a sex scene in it. After 45 minutes or so of it I realized that I didn’t care. I wasn’t willing to suffer any more for voyeurism and left along with a good 3/4 of the audience.
A female friend of mine in college back in the 80’s took me to see this movie with Tom Hanks and Sally Field, I think it was called “Stand Up”. He was a stand-up comic, she was a dissatisfied housewife who wanted to be one. All I can remember about it was the “aaaarea rug” guy. It’s the only movie I ever seriously considered walking out of, and the only reason I didn’t was because I kept thinking “It can’t get any worse than this…” which was invariably followed by “OK, I guess it can.”
It wasn’t that bad. At least it was short and fast-paced, and somewhat entertaining, even if i didn’t care about anyone in the film. It was a damn sight more tolerable then the Vagina monolouges that I wad forced to endure earlier that evening.
Nurse Betty. A comedy that opens with a man being scalped. At least they didn’t play the scene for laughs.
This can be said of any movie starring Scunchy McSqueezeface.