We’re not talking the worst-film-of-all-time-debate that surfaces here every few weeks or so. I’m talking the worst film that you’ve seen within the last…oh, let’s say the last six months.
Originally, I was thinking that the film had to have been released within the last two years but, hey, why should that make a difference.
Therefore, the worst film to be most-recently released, which in due time, might just qualify for the worst-of-all-time list, and fits the categoy of “If you like this film, You Suck” is…
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Kung Pow. Enter the Fist
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I’ll spare you the details. Utterly wretched, worthless drivel in its purest form. Not even a real movie. Just a pathetic, well… “re-make” is not the word. Some old, ridiculous Chinese, Kung Fu movie dubbed in with every lame-o, cliched, far-from-original gag. An MST3000-wannabe rip-off without a hint of originality. Some doofus who thinks that because he wrote a screenplay is somehow now ready for the big time…
RealityChuck, have you already forgotten Freddy got fingered ? At least I LMAO watching Hubbard’s wet… um Battlefield Earth, I can not say the same about FGF.
Fear.com. I walked out of this ooze on film leaving my friend to fend for himself.
Oh, yeah, I did not buy a ticket for it, just walked in 'cause the movie we had bought tickets for hadn’t started yet.
Actually, Blair Witch Project beats Fear.com by a long shot.
Lets see, horrible acting, a whiny “I know what i’m doing, don’t try and tell me what to do,” bitch of a character, bad writing, horrible plot devices, and oh yeah, IT WASN’T SCARY.
Men in Black II
This movie was just wrong in so many ways that it just defies description. The amount of screen time the talking dog got automatically put it in the Bad Film category for me.
A Beautiful Mind. Did they use a fill-in-the-blank Mad Libs sheet when writing the script. A total waste of good actors.
Will Ron Howard ever be a grown up director, instead of the world’s oldest sentiemental boy wonder? He should go into the maple syrup business with all the sap in that flick. Grand Theft Auto was more compeling.
And the Academy must be smoking whatever Brian Grazer puts on his hair to vote that thing best picture.
I just saw Monkey Shines on video not to long ago. I know is kinda old, but … Oh my, I cannot even begin to describe what that did to my faith in the entertainment industry.
The absolute worst movie I’ve seen lately was Druids (or its Canadian title, Vercingétorix), starring Christopher Lambert. I had hoped it might be a little hidden gem of a movie, but I was wrong. It’s practically unknown or a reason. The plot is a muddle, the acting terrible, the history completely wrong, and the direction nonexistent.
I sat through the whole thing, but I’m not at all proud of myself for doing so.