Now I can picture Perkins standing in front of a screen showing the HB eating a Cobra and saying “Honey Badger don’t care, Honey Badger don’t give a shit.” I’ll be chuckling all day at work tomorrow.
Marlin: Honey Badger doesn’t give a shit, does he Jim?
Jim: That’s right, Marlin. Honey badgers are awesome bad asses, and can butt-fuck cobras that would kill you and me.
Marlin: Just like Mutual of Omaha will butt-fuck anyone who damages your property. They don’t give a shit who it is.
“Some cultures just have not produced a very good record for behaviors.”
Well, that’s true. It’s logically included in the true statement that all cultures just have not produced a very good record for behaviors.
Perfect! Now I can picture my family and myself in front of the TV, just as we did back then, seeing this play out.
It’s going to be a great day at work!
For those who aren’t as old as fuck like Boyo Jim and me, here’s a random episode of Wild Kingdom. I haven’t watched this yet, because I have to go to work to chuckle, but you can see and hear what Perkins sounds/looks like and why it’s so funny to us.
My favorite Marlin Perkins story:
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Because Walt Disney had fabricated footage of a mass suicide of lemmings in its film White Wilderness,[4] then CBC journalist Bob McKeown asked Marlin Perkins if he had done the same. Perkins, then in his seventies, “firmly asked for the camera to be turned off, then punched a shocked McKeown in the face.” [5]
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Surely this means we can at least make fun of Lady Gaga?
Sheer genius. Thank you.
The narrator of this honey badger clip reminds me of Timothy Treadwell’s cutesy narration of his Grizzly bear films, right before the bears ate him and his girlfriend.
Grizzly bear don’t care. Grizzly bear don’t give a shit!
Does a grizzly bear don’t give a shit in the woods?
It’s a bear. It can give a shit wherever it likes.
It can even take one.
I can only imagine that’s a theme with you.
Your whit is just amazing
What’s whit?
Doesn’t it go who, what, where, why, whit? What’s the matter whith whit?
I saw it as soon as I hit post! Now I have to suffer some more! Badger don’t care if he can’t spell.
Badger also doesn’t care about good grammar.
*The use of italics in the quote is mine.
Oh, I got it! He sharpens his whit on a whit-stone! Get it, a whit stone, instead of a whet stone? Ah… I slay me.
I don’t care a whit.