this forum isn’t pointless enough
Bring back the mundanity I say!
So, to start off, I thought I’d mention that I have a big bruise on my right leg that hurts like crazy, and that I got it from a all-party brawl last saturday. (which I tried to get out of, but got dragged into anyways)
I also have decided that I like the taste of peanut and jelly sandwhiches more so than I like the smell of Old Spice deoderant (fresh scent of course).
My taint itches.
green.
“Charlie Brown, you weren’t the hero; you were the goat!”
“BAAH!”
Do I even want to know what that means?
It 'taint ass and it 'taint balls.
Um, I believe that the correct term is not ‘taint’, it is ‘choad’, ‘chode’ or the more proper ‘choda’. Thank you for your consideration.
–Tim
Apparently, you don’t watch Mr. Show. And I refuse to use ‘choad’, as it makes me sound like a ‘choad’. Taint is much more dynamic. Taintology, taintalizer, taint-o-matic, taint cream, taintalicious… It’s the ‘smurffy’ of my vocabulary.
I was always told that taints were what women had, same region.
Yes, Ayesha, but the taint in men is much more interesting! :o
Imthecowgodmoo:
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Isn’t that the wrong animal?
No, no, no, dear Ayesha. With women, it is called a causif.
Causif it wasn’t there, there would just be one big hole 
humbug.
We apologize for the excessive sillyness this thread has fallen to. Those responsible have been sacked.
The photoshoot for my improv group, according to SisterRiddles, came out fantastically. The photographer wants final pick of the shots, as his name is going to be on them. Harumph. But he said, without knowing that I was SisterRiddles sister, that I was the BEST ONE. HOO-HAH!
It rained a lot this morning. I threw a plastic bag over my head and cut out a space for my face, but my pants still got soaked.
…MUST…NOT…COMMENT…!!!
I took Robaxacet this morning.
Now I want to sleep.
shit 
I have had a headache for two days. Yesrday I had an ice-cream cone and licked it and licked it and licked it and then it looked like a penis.
Dr. Freud might have had an opinion on that
I need to shave my legs and I noticed a chin hair this morning!!
My daughter said “uncle fucker” this morning. She got that from South Park: The Movie. I watched that move about 4 months ago and she still remembers that song!! She can’t say it plain enough for others to understand… it comes out “unca bucka”… but I know what she’s saying!!! I’ll never watch a movie like that again when she’s in earshot of it!
Oh, It’s cloudy, windy, and cold today!
And I need a cigarette… really bad!
I just bought what can only be described as one of the coolest models ever. It’s the original Bates Mantion from Psycho, from Polar Lights. It even has Mother Bates sitting in one of the windows. I can’t wait to get this one painted. It was only $24, compared to the best figure in my collection, The Joker in his throne, which was $104. When I get them finished and figure out whow, I’ll post pictures of my work here sometime.
I’m so excited about this model!