So here I am sitting at my desk, surfing the Dope, minding my own business. From behind me I hear my co-worker yell “Ouch”. I turn to see him tenderly sitting himself in his chair. He notices my somewhat concerned look and simply says “zits on the chode”.
Now then, for anyone who is out of the loop like I was, a chode seems to be what we called a taint back in my day. Why on earth someone would want to inform the rest of the office that they have painful zits on their chode (aka: taint) is beyond me. It did strike up a rather disturbing mental image. So please, if anyone else out there is thinking of informing their co-workers of things that could be wrong with their underparts, let me suggest that you don’t. It was really gross and may quite possibly have the end effect of putting me off my lunch.
*before anyone else gets the chance, just let me say: Zits On Chodes = Band name.
I was led to believe in college that a chode is a “penis that is wider than it is long”. Tell him he’s got a zit on his taint, and to leave his tuna can penis out of the discussion!
Once I had the worst boil on my choad…think golfball size. I know, TMI, bad mental picture and all that. Sorry, but I sympathize with your poor co-worker.
Is “choad” somehow related to “choadah” (sp?)? I heard some kid yell “choke on my choadah” to another kid, and I had “wtf?” in my head for the rest of the day.
You know, it never even occurred to me that there might actually be a real word for that bit of skin. I figured that it would just be called…skin. I have never heard it called anything other than a taint, until today that is.
