"Baked City" -- The Decline of Civilization

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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We were at an indoor mall today (incredibly hot and humid in the Boston area, and we wanted to walk around). As we walked through the Food Court I saw something that caught my attention. le Petit Bistro had a heaping tray of some food stuff. It bore the label:
Baked City

“Baked City”? Is this some variation of Baked Alaska? Did Braniac finally get fed up with the Bottled City of Kandor and torch it?

I looked closer, and perceived that there were pasta tubes in tomato sauce with melted cheese.

It wasn’t “Baked City”. It was Baked Ziti !!!
God help us. I haven’t been this annoyed about a spelling faux pas since a classmate misspelled “Golda Meir” as “Gold in my Ear”.

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I thought I had given up some years back when the “program” (for want of a better word) at the wedding of a friend’s daughter listed Tacobell Cannon as the recessional.

However, you’ve beat that all hollow. My hat’s off to you.