Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

Bless you for mentioning stoats. Shoulda thought of that myself!

Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time

  1. Stoat Surprise

Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time

  1. Stoat Surprise
  2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk!

Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time

  1. Stoat Surprise
  2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk!
  3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum

Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time

  1. Stoat Surprise
  2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk!
  3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum
  4. Diet Poopsi

Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time

  1. Stoat Surprise
  2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk!
  3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum
  4. Diet Poopsi
  5. Cherry Scrunge

Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time

  1. Stoat Surprise
  2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk!
  3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum
  4. Diet Poopsi
  5. Cherry Scrunge
  6. Seminade

The Florida State Seminoles’ ill-advised attempt to compete with the University of Florida Gators in the sports drink market.

Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time

  1. Stoat Surprise
  2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk!
  3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum
  4. Diet Poopsi
  5. Cherry Scrunge
  6. Seminade
  7. Coquette-Cola

Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time

  1. Stoat Surprise
  2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk!
  3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum
  4. Diet Poopsi
  5. Cherry Scrunge
  6. Seminade
  7. Coquette-Cola
  8. Cocoa-Cola … … an attempt to blend cola and chocolate

-“BB”-

Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time

  1. Stoat Surprise
  2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk!
  3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum
  4. Diet Poopsi
  5. Cherry Scrunge
  6. Seminade
  7. Coquette-Cola
  8. Cocoa-Cola … … an attempt to blend cola and chocolate
  9. Naturopath Pepper (Unaccreditedly Delicious)

Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time

  1. Stoat Surprise
  2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk!
  3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum
  4. Diet Poopsi
  5. Cherry Scrunge
  6. Seminade
  7. Coquette-Cola
  8. Cocoa-Cola … … an attempt to blend cola and chocolate
  9. Naturopath Pepper (Unaccreditedly Delicious)
  10. Dr. Pepperwinkle

So very, very misunderstood.

Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time

  1. Stoat Surprise
  2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk!
  3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum
  4. Diet Poopsi
  5. Cherry Scrunge
  6. Seminade
  7. Coquette-Cola
  8. Cocoa-Cola … … an attempt to blend cola and chocolate
  9. Naturopath Pepper (Unaccreditedly Delicious)
  10. Dr. Pepperwinkle
  11. Jerk Juice

Unsuccessful sports drink for weightlifters. The name was picked on the spurt of the moment.

Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time

  1. Stoat Surprise
  2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk!
  3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum
  4. Diet Poopsi
  5. Cherry Scrunge
  6. Seminade
  7. Coquette-Cola
  8. Cocoa-Cola … … an attempt to blend cola and chocolate
  9. Naturopath Pepper (Unaccreditedly Delicious)
  10. Dr. Pepperwinkle
  11. Jerk Juice
  12. Homeopathic Cola

Only one molecule of flavor per bottle

Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time

  1. Stoat Surprise
  2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk!
  3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum
  4. Diet Poopsi
  5. Cherry Scrunge
  6. Seminade
  7. Coquette-Cola
  8. Cocoa-Cola … … an attempt to blend cola and chocolate
  9. Naturopath Pepper (Unaccreditedly Delicious)
  10. Dr. Pepperwinkle
  11. Jerk Juice
  12. Homeopathic Cola
  13. Heroinade

Pass.

New
Real names that make you ask What? or Why? (a person, place, product, title, object or whatever, as long as it’s real)

  1. Pocari Sweat

A Japanese sport drink that I like. The category above reminded me of it.

Real names that make you ask What? or Why? (a person, place, product, title, object or whatever, as long as it’s real)

  1. Pocari Sweat
  2. Pepsi Splash of Mango

Real names that make you ask What? or Why? (a person, place, product, title, object or whatever, as long as it’s real)

  1. Pocari Sweat
  2. Pepsi Splash of Mango
  3. Zima

Even beyond the name, the product made me ask wth.

Real names that make you ask What? or Why? (a person, place, product, title, object or whatever, as long as it’s real)

  1. Pocari Sweat
  2. Pepsi Splash of Mango
  3. Zima
  4. X Æ A-12 Musk …(‘X Æ A-12’ is bad enough, but add the last name and it sounds like a body spray)

-“BB”-

Real names that make you ask What? or Why? (a person, place, product, title, object or whatever, as long as it’s real)

  1. Pocari Sweat
  2. Pepsi Splash of Mango
  3. Zima
  4. X Æ A-12 Musk …(‘X Æ A-12’ is bad enough, but add the last name and it sounds like a body spray)
  5. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Yes, I know it’s SciFi. It’s still a What?? title.

Real names that make you ask What? or Why? (a person, place, product, title, object or whatever, as long as it’s real)

  1. Pocari Sweat
  2. Pepsi Splash of Mango
  3. Zima
  4. X Æ A-12 Musk …(‘X Æ A-12’ is bad enough, but add the last name and it sounds like a body spray)
  5. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
  6. Trianal

From the Medbroadcast website: “This medication is a combination product that contains acetylsalicylic acid (ASA), butalbital, and caffeine. ASA is used to relieve pain. Butalbital, a barbiturate, is a relaxant. Caffeine helps increase the effectiveness of pain relief.”

Surely SOMEBODY could have thought of a better name?

Real names that make you ask What? or Why? (a person, place, product, title, object or whatever, as long as it’s real)

  1. Pocari Sweat
  2. Pepsi Splash of Mango
  3. Zima
  4. X Æ A-12 Musk …(‘X Æ A-12’ is bad enough, but add the last name and it sounds like a body spray)
  5. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
  6. Trianal
  7. Fucking Austria

There probably should be a comma in there.