Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

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Punchlines

  1. That was no lady; that was my wife!
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Punchlines

  1. That was no lady; that was my wife!
  2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’!
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Punchlines

  1. That was no lady; that was my wife!
  2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’!
  3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
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Punchlines

  1. That was no lady; that was my wife!
  2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’!
  3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
  4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET!
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Punchlines

  1. That was no lady; that was my wife!
  2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’!
  3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
  4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET!
  5. Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn.
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Punchlines

  1. That was no lady; that was my wife!
  2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’!
  3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
  4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET!
  5. Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn.
  6. Do you really think I asked the genie for a twelve-inch pianist?

-“BB”-

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Punchlines

  1. That was no lady; that was my wife!
  2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’!
  3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
  4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET!
  5. Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn.
  6. Do you really think I asked the genie for a twelve-inch pianist?
  7. I took the penguins to the zoo. Now I’m taking them to the beach.
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Punchlines

  1. That was no lady; that was my wife!
  2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’!
  3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
  4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET!
  5. Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn.
  6. Do you really think I asked the genie for a twelve-inch pianist?
  7. I took the penguins to the zoo. Now I’m taking them to the beach.
  8. Why the long face?
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Punchlines

  1. That was no lady; that was my wife!
  2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’!
  3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
  4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET!
  5. Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn.
  6. Do you really think I asked the genie for a twelve-inch pianist?
  7. I took the penguins to the zoo. Now I’m taking them to the beach.
  8. Why the long face?
  9. You can keep the duck.
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Punchlines

  1. That was no lady; that was my wife!
  2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’!
  3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
  4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET!
  5. Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn.
  6. Do you really think I asked the genie for a twelve-inch pianist?
  7. I took the penguins to the zoo. Now I’m taking them to the beach.
  8. Why the long face?
  9. You can keep the duck.
  10. You pay him for the pizza.
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Punchlines

  1. That was no lady; that was my wife!
  2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’!
  3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
  4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET!
  5. Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn.
  6. Do you really think I asked the genie for a twelve-inch pianist?
  7. I took the penguins to the zoo. Now I’m taking them to the beach.
  8. Why the long face?
  9. You can keep the duck.
  10. You pay him for the pizza.
  11. And at these prices, you won’t see many more!
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Punchlines

  1. That was no lady; that was my wife!
  2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’!
  3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
  4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET!
  5. Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn.
  6. Do you really think I asked the genie for a twelve-inch pianist?
  7. I took the penguins to the zoo. Now I’m taking them to the beach.
  8. Why the long face?
  9. You can keep the duck.
  10. You pay him for the pizza.
  11. And at these prices, you won’t see many more!
  12. You have a drink named Bob?
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Punchlines

  1. That was no lady; that was my wife!
  2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’!
  3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
  4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET!
  5. Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn.
  6. Do you really think I asked the genie for a twelve-inch pianist?
  7. I took the penguins to the zoo. Now I’m taking them to the beach.
  8. Why the long face?
  9. You can keep the duck.
  10. You pay him for the pizza.
  11. And at these prices, you won’t see many more!
  12. You have a drink named Bob?
  13. Oh, no, this is just ice cream.

Hey, why not…

More punchlines

  1. “So he said, ‘Eh, fuck him. Give him a dollar.’”
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More punchlines

  1. “So he said, ‘Eh, fuck him. Give him a dollar.’”
  2. Oh my God! A talking muffin!
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More punchlines

  1. “So he said, ‘Eh, fuck him. Give him a dollar.’”
  2. Oh my God! A talking muffin!
  3. “Mooooo!”
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More punchlines

  1. “So he said, ‘Eh, fuck him. Give him a dollar.’”
  2. Oh my God! A talking muffin!
  3. “Mooooo!”
  4. You ARE on the other side!
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More punchlines

  1. “So he said, ‘Eh, fuck him. Give him a dollar.’”
  2. Oh my God! A talking muffin!
  3. “Mooooo!”
  4. You ARE on the other side!
  5. “It’s the chicken.”
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More punchlines

  1. “So he said, ‘Eh, fuck him. Give him a dollar.’”
  2. Oh my God! A talking muffin!
  3. “Mooooo!”
  4. You ARE on the other side!
  5. “It’s the chicken.”
  6. “What’s that sound?”
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More punchlines

  1. “So he said, ‘Eh, fuck him. Give him a dollar.’”
  2. Oh my God! A talking muffin!
  3. “Mooooo!”
  4. You ARE on the other side!
  5. “It’s the chicken.”
  6. “What’s that sound?”
  7. “So what are you in here for?”
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More punchlines

  1. “So he said, ‘Eh, fuck him. Give him a dollar.’”
  2. Oh my God! A talking muffin!
  3. “Mooooo!”
  4. You ARE on the other side!
  5. “It’s the chicken.”
  6. “What’s that sound?”
  7. “So what are you in here for?”
  8. Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.