More punchlines
“So he said, ‘Eh, fuck him. Give him a dollar.’”
Oh my God! A talking muffin!
“Mooooo!”
You ARE on the other side!
“It’s the chicken.”
“What’s that sound?”
“So what are you in here for?”
Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
“That was fun, wasn’t it?”
“Just don’t step in the oom-galla-walla.”
“Ooo, you’re not gonna like Tuesdays.”
“Coffee break’s over – back on your heads!”
“Same diagnosis, better healthplan.”
Even more freakin’ punchlines!
“You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?”
Even more freakin’ punchlines!
“You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?”
The Alabama bus driver saw “Auburn LEFT” sign – then turned the bus around and went home.
Even more freakin’ punchlines!
“You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?”
The Alabama bus driver saw “Auburn LEFT” sign – then turned the bus around and went home.
“I’ll have you know my grandfather donated that light bulb!”
gkster
January 12, 2022, 10:01pm
8251
Even more freakin’ punchlines!
“You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?”
The Alabama bus driver saw “Auburn LEFT” sign – then turned the bus around and went home.
“I’ll have you know my grandfather donated that light bulb!”
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Even more freakin’ punchlines!
“You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?”
The Alabama bus driver saw “Auburn LEFT” sign – then turned the bus around and went home.
“I’ll have you know my grandfather donated that light bulb!”
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Change comes from within.
Even more freakin’ punchlines!
“You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?”
The Alabama bus driver saw “Auburn LEFT” sign – then turned the bus around and went home.
“I’ll have you know my grandfather donated that light bulb!”
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Change comes from within
Here’s my rectal thermometer. Now, what did I do with my pen?
NDP
January 12, 2022, 11:35pm
8254
Even more freakin’ punchlines!
“You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?”
The Alabama bus driver saw “Auburn LEFT” sign – then turned the bus around and went home.
“I’ll have you know my grandfather donated that light bulb!”
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Change comes from within
Here’s my rectal thermometer. Now, what did I do with my pen?
The Aristocrats!
Even more freakin’ punchlines!
“You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?”
The Alabama bus driver saw “Auburn LEFT” sign – then turned the bus around and went home.
“I’ll have you know my grandfather donated that light bulb!”
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Change comes from within
Here’s my rectal thermometer. Now, what did I do with my pen?
The Aristocrats!
“You’ve done nothing but complain since you came here.”
-“BB”-
Even more freakin’ punchlines!
“You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?”
The Alabama bus driver saw “Auburn LEFT” sign – then turned the bus around and went home.
“I’ll have you know my grandfather donated that light bulb!”
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Change comes from within
Here’s my rectal thermometer. Now, what did I do with my pen?
The Aristocrats!
“You’ve done nothing but complain since you came here.”
“You’re not coming here for the hunting, are you?”
Spoons
January 13, 2022, 12:16am
8257
[quote=“dirtball, post:8256, topic:846938, full:true”]Even more freakin’ punchlines!
“You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?”
The Alabama bus driver saw “Auburn LEFT” sign – then turned the bus around and went home.
“I’ll have you know my grandfather donated that light bulb!”
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Change comes from within
Here’s my rectal thermometer. Now, what did I do with my pen?
The Aristocrats!
“You’ve done nothing but complain since you came here.”
“You’re not coming here for the hunting, are you?”
“Well, there’s your problem. You’re two tents.”
Even more freakin’ punchlines!
“You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?”
The Alabama bus driver saw “Auburn LEFT” sign – then turned the bus around and went home.
“I’ll have you know my grandfather donated that light bulb!”
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Change comes from within
Here’s my rectal thermometer. Now, what did I do with my pen?
The Aristocrats!
“You’ve done nothing but complain since you came here.”
“You’re not coming here for the hunting, are you?”
“Well, there’s your problem. You’re two tents.”
“No, Watson, you fool! It means our tent’s been stolen!”
Bayaker
January 13, 2022, 1:08pm
8259
Even more freakin’ punchlines!
“You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?”
The Alabama bus driver saw “Auburn LEFT” sign – then turned the bus around and went home.
“I’ll have you know my grandfather donated that light bulb!”
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Change comes from within
Here’s my rectal thermometer. Now, what did I do with my pen?
The Aristocrats!
“You’ve done nothing but complain since you came here.”
“You’re not coming here for the hunting, are you?”
“Well, there’s your problem. You’re two tents.”
“No, Watson, you fool! It means our tent’s been stolen!”
“I left my harp in Sam Clam’s disco.”
Even more freakin’ punchlines!
“You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?”
The Alabama bus driver saw “Auburn LEFT” sign – then turned the bus around and went home.
“I’ll have you know my grandfather donated that light bulb!”
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Change comes from within
Here’s my rectal thermometer. Now, what did I do with my pen?
The Aristocrats!
“You’ve done nothing but complain since you came here.”
“You’re not coming here for the hunting, are you?”
“Well, there’s your problem. You’re two tents.”
“No, Watson, you fool! It means our tent’s been stolen!”
“I left my harp in Sam Clam’s disco.”
“Don’t matter none. Just gonna be the two of us, anyway.”
Pass.
Authors You Could Never Get Into
Ernest Hemingway
gkster
January 13, 2022, 6:11pm
8262
Authors You Could Never Get Into
Ernest Hemingway
Hilary Mantel
I started 2 of her bestsellers, Wolf Hall and The Other Boleyn Girl but never got beyond the 1st chapter. In spite of my being a historical fiction fan too.
Bayaker
January 13, 2022, 6:32pm
8263
Authors You Could Never Get Into
Ernest Hemingway
Hilary Mantel
William Faulkner
Except that some of his short stories were pretty good.