So says my 5 year old daughter. She knows more about animals than I do so I believe her.
No shit. I’m a Manimal. Axe anybody.
They neither have hair, nor produce milk. I agree. Well reasoned, sprout!
You mean all the females that have called me a snake are right? Damn!
What is she, a friggin geologist?
We are used to her announcements about the animal kingdom. Like the dinner conversation that was interupted by her statement “Cats have 230 bones in their body”. Yesterday morning I was in bed hoping to get a couple of minutes extra sleep on a snow day. Peanut was stirring and I hoped she would stay in bed. Instead I heard in a clear voice “Bald men are not mammals because they have no hair.” I knew it was time to get up.
Sounds like the kid in Jerry Maguire. DID YOU KNOW…?
Ugh, or maybe she’s a YEC.
My SO has a receding hairline. Can you ask your daughter if he’s reverting to reptilian state?
Of course they’re not! They’re Klingons! (So says Tupug who was once married to one.)
My six-year old once announced that Daddy couldn’t have a grilled cheese sandwich, because he’s a boy, and it’s a girl cheese sandwich. 
What if they have hair elsewhere?
My bald friend has more hair than a pig. Ask her whether pigs are mammals.
My three-year-old niece told me that she has a “monkey” hand and a “girl” hand. The “girl” hand is her right and is very smart. The “monkey” hand, however, she tells me is stupid and doesn’t know how to work. :dubious:
The bald men I know are worms. But that’s because the only bald men I know are my brother.
The problem here is that “girl” is spelt wrong.
As children know, you should try to spell phonetically. Grrr… ill spells gril.
You mean “Grouchy cheese” sammiches… that’s why they say “grrr”
regards
FML
A bald man or a Klingon?
This cracked me up, but I think it’s mainly because 3 year old girls are adorable and the word “monkey” always makes me laugh. I mean,* it’s got a K in it!* 
Are you sure she didn’t mean, they’re not mammae? That would be easier to confuse, after all.