Ban, moderate, make out with...

The Game Room
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Not sure how this will work out or if anybody even wants to play.

It’s a parody of F’, marry, kill.

The people you have to chose from are the three posters above you. You must chose NOW, no clicking back later hoping to see your favorite or most hated poster. That’s cheat’n. So this may also mean you’ll have to make out with some one of your non-preferred gender.

If you’re thin skinned you probably shouldn’t play as lot of us are likely to get “pretend” baned. Also, please don’t bring up any past or present issues as a reason for baning some one. This thread is for fun. If you want to pit some one you know where to take it.

Obviously, we need two more posters to throw their name up to get this ball rolling. Participate as much as you’d like.

(Oh come on and play, it’ll be fun.)

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What the hell. There’s no baseball on. I’ll play.

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Silenus! I kill you. (couldn’t resist)

Ok… Let’s go.

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I think Silenus has some Southern roots like me and probably a real pretty mouth so he can be my fake prom date. We don’t need anymore EpicNonsense here or anywhere else so that is the new banned name. Shakes probably needs to chill so moderation is in order.

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I’ll make out with EpicNonsense since he (he?) made me LOL. Shag gets the boot and silenus may consider himself moderated.

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Make out with Shakes (he rides, he reads!), moderate silenus, and ban Shagnasty.

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This looks like a game to me, so I’m going to move it from MPSIMS to the Game Room.

(Did I screw things up by coming in and acting like a moderator?)

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Yes, you did, twics. You’re banned. Silver Fire I’ll make out with, and descamisado gets moderated.

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I don’t understand what you mean by “moderate” someone. Do you mean promote them to mod, or give them a mod-ish warning?

Well, the rules didn’t say I couldn’t consult the SDMB portrait gallery.

As much as I’d love to ban you just for being from Philly, twickster wins the make out award.

Panurge gets the ban for trying to promote smoking.

descamisado gets the mod (take it any way you want) by default (again).

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I’m going to moderate twickster. That’s so meta.

Fusoya gets the makeout session, because of the Final Fantasy reference. What can I say? I like geeks.

That leaves Panurge with the ban by default.

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I’ll ban fusoya for asking the wrong questions. I’ll moderate Panurge for not detailing all his / her answers. And I’ll make out with Drain Bead because she’s so cool.

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Definitely ban Shagnasty.

Moderate Shakes.

Make out with EpicNonsense just cuz.

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Making out with **Drain Bead **because it appears that she’s female (I’m picky like that)

Moderating Anaamika for doing it wrong.

Banning faithfool for not moderating fuyosa.

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Faithfool is banned.

Darth Panda, you’re cool, but knock it off.

Anaamika…how YOU doin’ :dubious:?

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I’m gonna moderate Chessic because he “needs moderated”.
I’m gonna make out with Anaamika, because I only make out with women.
I’m gonna ban Darth Panda because I dislike pandas.

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Yeah! Fuck those pandas!

…wait.

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Not something you want to overhear at a zoo…

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OK, new blood. I’m going to ban Red Skeezix because of the similarity to Red Skelton, who squicks me out; moderate Anaamika, who is totally cool with me but I don’t make out with chicks, and make out with Darth Panda who I think is a dude. Right? If not, ban Darth Panda because eucalyptus gives me a migraine. Maybe I should start over.

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Make out with Sigmagirl even though she has pandas (who dine on bamboo) confused with koalas (who prefer eucalyptus).

Ban Anaamika for going off-topic, and moderate Darth Panda for continuing the hijack.

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I am a dude. I do not eat eucalyptus. I do continue the hijack, even in moderation.
ETA: Also, I just have to mention that when I read Sternvogel’s post the first parenthesis made me ‘break’ in reading, causing me to process this thought:

Strange times…