Cool! Then I give you Japanese Nipples of Fury
Deathnun
Quest for Virtuous Sinners
Bellyman
Back in the early '80s I was the editor and main contributor of a small newsletter for the local chapter of a national organization. I created a column that detailed the adventures of a fictitious band called Pukeface Mozart. They were a hillbilly/punk/metal band.
St. Vincent and the Grenadines
Thunder Jelly Rolls
The Lumpy Futons
The Pirate Mafia
Eighties Mercedes
…
Pharmaceutical Coprophagy.
The sad part is, I did make that up.
Also rescinded, it appears, is the Unwritten One-Name-Per-Posting Corollary. (What does it say about my ability to process social cues that I didn’t figure that out from the first 2 postings, but that the next ten posters all obeyed it?)
:smack: Shoulda thought of this one.
The Worthless Bastards
Tossed Salad Eaters
Somebody’s Got To Do It
Don’t Try This At Home
Cell Phones Fried Our Brains
The Incipient Doldrums
Back in college a few of us got together and, had we gotten further than tuning our respective instruments in the same room, could have potentially been referred to as a band. That didn’t stop us from trying to come up with a few names, including:
Tall Kitchen Pirates
Circle Gets the Square
Intuitive Worm Feast
Delicious Insanity
Stone By Stone
Renaissance Eggheads (a phrase originally used by James Burke in one of his Connections shows)
Masturbating Hummingbirds
[small]and it’s mine, all mine[/small]
Unpopular Mechanics
Testicular Constriction
Sunday Morning Boner
Emma Lazarus and the Wretched Refuse
Contested Band Name
Vagina Dentata
Marie Antoinette’s Head
The Traditional Moral Values
The Pretzle-Related Fatalities
SO awesome!
Necrophiliacs in Love
The Toothless Paraplegics
Halitosis and the Gingivites
Our Lawyers Made Us Change The Name Of Our Band So We Wouldn’t Get Sued
Amoebic Dysentery