Band Name Contest

(this is a real band) The James T. Kirks. I love that name.

Scrotums for Hire

Dead From Saurkraut

Purulent Discharge (that’s should be a metal band)

The Serious Idiots

Bizet-ness As Usual

The Stoma-Felching Kitten-Rapists

Krawling Koochie

Bloody Vagina Print!

Evidently, this person thinks the same thing too (scroll to St. Vincent and the Grenadines)

:smiley:

Unfortunately I seem to recall that some band already picked it up.

My contribution, which I am borrowing from my trivia group’s idle brainstorming about possible team names:

“Tuesdays with Moriarty.”

Star Warts

omg let’s bone

Deadly Squirrel Tooth

Pestilence, Famine and War

Red Clay Armies

Swine Country

My band is called…

Revenge of Chachi.

From this thread: Throbbing Lavender Labias!!

Utopian NASCAR Malaise
Johann Sebastian Earp

I know there are a zillion band name generators on the Internet but I’d like to make it a zillion and one. I hope other “Dopers” won’t mind if I take *some * of the adjectives and nouns and put these into a band name generator on my website. It would randomly select adjectives and nouns similar to the Buzzword Generator I wrote. (www.1728.com/buzzword.htm)

Similarly, if a “Doper” wants to use my band name suggestions (see above), they are welcome to them.

From this site’s search request hits:

**Green Ketchup
Tollbooth, New Jersey
Snake and Boy
Undead Chimpanzee
Don’t Judge Me
Pictures of a Cigarette
Ookum
Cruficied Screaming
**

Red Kool-Aid

Scimitar Bass

Strokes and Angina

Legitimate Bastards

:smack: That should be Crucified Screaming.

I don’t know what cruficied means, but there are about 500 Google hits for it.

Hammered Shit.

Tentatively Yours
The Expiration Date Rebels
The Negative Externalities
Phoreskin Phantasm
The Mono- and Diglycerides
Velvet Death Spiral
Explosive Decompression
Penile Colony

This is my favourite from the thread so far.

The other night, my friends and I walked past a bar that was featuring The Gruntled and Bowl of Dick on the same bill.

My 3-worder - Last Ass Problem.

You know how sometimes you leave the bathroom knowing you have lost weight?

Ten Pound Poo