"Band name" "Jump the shark" And other moronic cliches

Lol, “played out” jumped the shark a long ass time ago.

What’s with teh Dr. Pepper? I missed the genesis of that one.

</aka farkwicket>

Getting. Your. Point. Across. Like. This

Yeah, asshat is dead. I always accidentally read it like as-shat.

Pr0n! and w00t

Have you not read this thread after your OP??? The whole thing is filled with ironic jokes.

Maybe that’s your problem - perhaps your sense of humour is on hiatus.

Or maybe I’m being whooshed.

Damn, I’m all confused.

This thread has gone on for 83 posts. Still no cure for cancer.

Apotheosis: Dr Pepper wanted to put an ad on Fark. It’s a PSA about three days ago on the list. I can’t believe how many cliches here are from Fark. We must be the cliche bitches of the net. Killing kittens and I’d Hit It photoshops will always be excellent though. And FTR, Fark started the Ackbar thing and SA copied it. I always liked him next to office supplies saying “It’s a Trapper!”

Who here reads Fark in addition to the SD?
a)Enderw24
b)apotheosis
c)elf6c
d)Young Middle Eastern Males Between The Ages of 17 and 40.

Ah, that explains it. And the accompanying mentions of Mr. Pibb, as well.

Hey, I got no beef with Ackbar. I actually won a photoshop contest with him.

Sadly it seems my provider changed my IP since then, so it’s now here (I hope).

apotheosis, there was a “survey” last week with called something like “Dr. Pepper wants to advertise on Fark. The trouble is, they want to use pop-ups and interstitials, and we don’t. Suggestions for ways to accomodate them without annoying the hell out of everyone?”

As far as Fark cliches go:
When I invoke Ackbar, I try to put a bit of imagination into it.
I love Fark cliches! (And I “won” with that one.)

Ah crap, I see your question has been answered. Too slow.

Whoa. Stream-of-consciousness photoshopping…

e) Hamadryad

Wholly outside of their target demographic.

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Oh, wait…

Uhm…

Thread almost at three pages. France surrenders.

bow

Cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

Threads like this make the baby Jesus cry.

I’ve been reading Fark long enough to get the cliches, but that “your dog wants steak” thing went totally over my head. Can anyone help?

Also, in the “sick of it” pile, Fark’s probable #2 cliche (behind France Surrenders IMO)–“so and so is pregnant. Fb- is the father.”

Elwood, I believe that that particular one originated with a Sun article about a “pet therapist.”

It’s hard to be sure, though, since all those Sun articles tend to run together after a while.

I thought that one retired with Fb-…?

And WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO SLAYERSWINE?

What the hell happened to Slayerswine?

From his web page:

Out of line from him? Hell, that’s mild enough to induce narcolepsy around there.

And besides, she does. All of them mine.

No one mentioned “Summoning the Bevetron Unit” yet, either.

I sometimes wish we could post images here. “Summon Bevets” cracks me up.

And besides, then I could put this silly PS I made for flame threads to use in the Pit.

On reflection, I guess it’s for the best.

I’d hit it.

The Army guy “How about a nice cup of…” still gets me.

Good times, good times.

You are the weakest link

(pat’s self on back, congratulating own cleverness)

This thread restores my faith in humanity.