Anal Cunt’s music isn’t the best, but their song titles are a wonder to behold. For straight to the gut, there’s “Connor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Father Sucks” about Eric’s son’s accidental death (Eric is also kind of a dick). Also, “I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid,” “I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos,” etc. And just to make trolling full circle, an entire album of songs like “I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human,” with non-tongue in cheek lyrics.
Or “the Band.”
This, a variation on this. I find bands who choose a one- or maybe two-word moniker, sometimes preceded by “The” insulting to my intelligence. I mean, bands from the 60s get a pass, but nowadays you can act all shocked that an existing band sued you for recycling a name. I don’t give a crap if you pick an obscure word, someone else has already taken it. I’m looking at you Drake, even if that is your actual middle name.
Bands like Pixies and Talking Heads get a pass, because they consciously avoided the “the” (and their music is good).
The logos are offensive to the eyes. Names of “scary” metal bands (not all orthodox black metal, so chill out true belivers!): Impaled Nazarene, Enslaved, Death SS, Satanic Warmaster, Zyklon-B.
Industrial has also flirted with fascism for shock value.
…Multi-Death Corporations, Millions of Dead Children, Millions of Damn Christians, etc.
The middle guy is Seth Rogen and/or Jason Segel! (well actually it’s not)
If you like “This Bike is a Pipe Bomb,” probably don’t put their sticker on your bike.