Banish one person from your country, forever.

You may banish one person to remote regions of Earth never to be allowed back into your home country again. You may only use this power once, so think carefully: who would you exile?

No point. They’d just turn up on my TV screen from another country.

Exactly. it’s a much smaller world than the one Napoleon bot banished from. Now if I could simply guarantee that I would never have to know of someone’s existence ever again? Rush.

I like the idea of Rush. The band, not the flaming Nazi gasbag.

If I can banish someone from my various-forms-of-media then I choose Jordan/Katie Price.

I always heard that this was how the US got Alan Thicke.

I know I should be all political and choose some commentator or a Supreme Court Justice, but there’s two women on the edges of my social circle I’d like to be rid of. Do I need to kill a chicken or just make a wish?

We don’t use chickens here.

Doesn’t have to be a public figure. It can be someone from your workplace, your social life, etc.

Fred Phelps. I’d even pay to send him out of the US forever. I know his church would be left behind, and the rest of the family/cult members. But I figure without Phred the whole setup would disintegrate in family in-fighting.

I’d say Bush, be can’t really do too much harm anymore. So, it’s between Cheney and Octomom.

Al Gore. No contest. Even if he is right he is just insufferable.

Id kick in on that …

Bush. There’s no other way to see him punished.

You’re not sending him here.

Either Oprah or a guy I work with who is, without question, the spawn of Satan.

Well in that case, my boss.

I think my place of work would (and did) work better with that post unfilled.

I’m thinking Karla Homolka, just 'cause she’s still…out there…somewhere.

I’ll say this much for Bush–at least he has publicly promised not to comment on the current administration, which I wasn’t aware of until today. But it appears he’s sticking to it.

Cheney not so much.

Ann Coulter.