Well, the second link is specifically made to look like a cock, so, yeah, too easy.
Sunspace, it works even better if you imagine the dude with an upper class British accent, dressed like a Victorian era gentleman. 
What a find! They have a lot of stuff I want, but it looks like they don’t ship to the US. Maybe if I email and offer a Visa card they will let me order.
It’s a piece of cake.
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Bonus points on that one for the “Women in Space - We’ve Come a Long Way” sign at the base.