Banister of Penises

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I recently happened upon this rather suggestive Banister of Penises, in a 17th-century Jesuit chapel in Arles, France.

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Please tell me you slid down it.

Regards,
Shodan

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Up and down.

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…bwhah…? Jesuits, eh?

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How about these shadows, cast by Westminster Bridge?

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I love this one. I want it for my daughter. http://s174.photobucket.com/albums/w113/flamingriver/?action=view&current=umbrella.jpg

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The second one is blocked where I work, for adult content. Pity.

You know, this thread reminds me of a recent Disney trip, where I was told to look for “hidden mickeys” in the architecture. And now I’m thinking, if you took a hidden mickey and stretched it . . .

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Is a banister of penises like a pride of lions or a pod of whales?

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At least you didn’t say “…came across…”

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…and then a banister of penises ensued.

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Wow, it really is exactly what you said. In a chapel yet.

What, do you suppose, is the intended meaning of the spikes in between?

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According to this book, the proper collective noun is “a clutch of penes”.

It would logically follow, then, that more than one Jesuit bannister would be “a clutch of bannisters”.

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God must love penises. He made so many of them. Then again, He also made two testicles, in the normal case, for every penis. So maybe He loves testes more than penises. I’m sorry I posted this but I’m gonna do it anyway.

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I got it at Pylones.com.

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They’re for penis stigmata.

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How about buildings that look like a penis?

Or is that too easy? :smiley:

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I wonder what the contemporary religious landscape would look like if Jesus had been nailed to a tree by his cock…

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Long Beach has its very own penis banister.

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I still think that sounds like a name… “Hello. I am Banister of Penises, great-grandson of the original builder. I will be your guide through the Penises estate. Please come this way.”

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Wow, you weren’t kidding.