Bargain of the Decade

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
#1

On my way to the grocery store, I pass an apartment complex that, for the past few weeks, has had a large banner waving from its brick fence. It reads:

Peace of Mind, from $999!

Now I call that a bargain. Even the most cash-strapped among us could probably find a way to come up with $999 for peace of mind. It sounds much more promising than most of the agonies I’ve heard described in the relationship, therapist, education, vocation, and intoxicant-related threads on the SDMB, posted by various Dopers in their quests for peace of mind.

I may give them a call, just to ask when they’re having their Meaning of Life special.

#2

Heck, I’ll give you a piece of my mind for a quarter of that!!!

What?

#3

Heck, on the SDMB, folks will give you a piece of their minds for nothing. Most of the time, you can’t pay them to shut up!

…resisting urge to name names…

#4

I’m still waiting for the right offer.

#5

Peace of Mind, from $999!

Wow, that’s much more expensive than Piece of @$$. :smiley: