Bastardo! The Rod Steiger Memorial Sequential Thread Titles

Funny/not-so-funny experiences with controlled substances

Oogyoogyoogyoogy!!!

The other day in IMHO:

What should I have for lunch?
Pickled Bologna!

from CS:

Good ole Slack Bladder
beer talk with mangomerlot

Looks like reality TV just got interesting:
Strange Celebrity Deaths
Anna Nicole Show - REVIEW

Video game soundtracks
Stuff that’s out of tune

A TripleHeader in MPSIMS!

*I just stumbled into the beginning of a porn movie

The Fireflies Light Up NYC!

…Then the airbag really went BOOM!!!*

OMG I just fouind this one in MPSIMS!!

*Totally automated public rest room…What features would you like?

Minty-fresh toilet bowls and other vaguely inappropriate products *

GQ:

(non-sequiter, but funny)

If the polar ice caps melted…
What is this excellent Irish sport I just witnessed?

I hear voices.
So, uh… should I have been kicked out of school?
From CS:
Springsteen’s “The Rising”
Stuff that’s out of tune

Just now, in IMHO:

What Did You want to Be When You Were Six Years Old?
Lesbian Members of the SDMB

What (t)he Hell is Wrong with Fox News?
I’m Blamin’ Bigfoot

In MPSIMS:

Attack of the fashion faux pas

I shaved my head

All three of these in MPSIMS:

*People Are Strange

Tales of good customer service *

or maybe…

*New extreme sport…

I qualified in a karaoke contest! *

or THIS one…

*Tisiphone Gets Out (and wants to assess her chances of a Dopefest…)

I just reported a Suspicious Person *

In Cafe Society:

Can anyone identify this girl-and-her-horse book?
Porn question, possibly TMI

In MPSIMS:

I have had a bad, bad day.
Could I have had a worse night?

in Cafe Society:

Q: Star Trek novels   
Q...rest in peace
Q for Avid Readers

In MPSIMS:

What is wrong with my brakes?
I lost a friend yesterday…

What actually soothes 'roids?

The glories of “Peeled Mini Carrots”[sup]TM[/sup]