Bathroom Keys!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I am sharing this because I just might make someone laugh. This happened a few minutes ago, and my pants are still wet.

My office bathroom key has a robust plastic card attached to it, unsurprisingly marked Men. I usually rest the key contraption on top of the urinal when I take a leak. So today I was really streaming, and taking a nice big back stretch. I hadn’t felt quite so luxurious all day, leaning back, yawning, and sending forth a great spume of piss.

My reverie was interrupted when the bathroom key and its Men marker fell off the top of the urinal and into the water, splashing me liberally. I was so startled that I stood upright to see it and leaned over the water. But I couldn’t halt the stream nor catch my ghost-zapper in time, so I ended up giving my shoes a nice golden shower. So there I stood in front of the urinal, my pants covered in pee-splash from the keys, my shoes dripping, my dick hanging out, and I was laughing hysterically. Oh, and the key was still floating around in the urinal.

It wasn’t easy hiding from my coworkers when I finally returned to the office. Thank Crom that no one walked in on me.

MR

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This outta put an end to the debate alluded to in your sig.

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You’d think so…but people will still argue.

MR

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Your office actually makes you use a key to get into the restroom?

Up to this part I read it thinking you were a chick! Humph…you just never know about people! :smiley:

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I still think of him as a woman with a penis. Not too uncommon these days.

The day my workplace makes me use a restroom key…Talk about nazi-corp.

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You don’t by any chance work at Citgo headquarters or something do you?

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I always find it amusing when people think Maeglin is a woman. I wonder if he does?

Maybe this thread should have been called Pissing on Yourself. I could have added a few anecdotes. Well, so much for my righteous bathroom key indignation.

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It’s not my office. It’s the floor bathroom. My office building is owned and operated by one of the largest law firms in the world, and they are incredibly tight with security. My office is very small, and as it is, they are turning us out when the lease is up. Until then we abide by their rules.

You mean the part about it being the men’s room didn’t clue you in? :wink:

MR