No sweat, man.
I’d just loop that Batarang over his ‘nads, so when he tried to knock me out with it he’d be singin’ soprano.
– Ukulele “Prepared” Ike
Ah, but what if they were 1920s-style “Fruit Pies”? Or even Justice Friends Fruit Pies? Nobody can resist those!
I was thinking about starting a “Batman vs. The SDMB” thread. I mean, even the mighty Bat Computer couldn’t keep up with the flood of threads that get posted here. Out of deference to Uke though, I’ll just let that thought slip away…
I…must…resist…the…urge.
An hour Later
Alfred: Should I clear the mettings’ schedule one hour for gym, Master Bruce?
And there I was, all innocent in my (relative) newbism, posting to this Batman thread.
This’ll teach me what Dopers are capable of.
In which case, someone would start a Batman vs. Charlotte Church thread. That would be disturbing.
It depends…
Are the fruit pastries evil?? (Have they gone bad?)
Bolulism - It’s what’s for dinner!
Would it help if I spelled Botulism correctly?
Nah, didn’t think so.
Please please do.
Bah! You Hostess-fixated cronies are doing Batman too much good. No one can resist the golden flaky goodness of those fruit pies. But what about other fruit pastry conconctions? Is Batman strong enough to resist THEM?
Batman vs. Turkish Delight?
Batman vs. A Piping Hot McDonald’s Apple Pie?
Batman vs. Smuckers Uncrustables?
Batman vs. Baklava?
Batman vs. Gooeybutter?
What if… Batman fought Homer Simpson over some fruit-filled doughnuts? Remember, Homer’s fought Mike Tyson, ex-President Bush and world dominating aliens. Who would take the last banana creme eclair if they both reached for it?
I would have to give this one to Batman. Uncrustables are fucking nasty . . .