Batman vs. an eagle and a bucket of water

Who emerges victorious?

That would depend.

Against an ordinary eagle with a bucket of water, I would say that Batman has the advantage.

If, however, the eagle and bucket of water are in fact the Wonder Twins, I would say that Batman has a MAJOR advantage…

Now, if it were an eagle with a jar of pickles…

That might be interesting.

“Wait a minute! How come I only get to transform into something lame like ice? How threatening is a bucket of ice water, anyway?! I could be defeated by a sponge! And it wouldn’t even have to be an evil sponge!”

God, I love that bit.
Put Zan up against Spongebob Squarepants. That’s a fight I’d pay to see.

Eagle loses. He needs a turtle instead of a bucket of water. Then he beats Batman.

Only if Batman is a bald, Greek philosopher.

So Batman goes up against the Wonder Twins.
But he’s not prepared…

I wouldn’t matter - all Batman would need is his batsponge and he could take out the other wonder twin with his bear hands. :smiley:

…I think “Bucky” could defeat the Wonder Twins. In his present state.

Bear hands?

What, he’s wearing a Wookie costume now?

The Wonder Twins vs. Wendy and Marvin…

Batman vs. the Wonder Twins? Oh, man, that’s not even fair. Batman would win with both hands duct-taped behind his back, and little pieces of duct tape over his eyes, and the Wonder Twins could have a spear.

FISH

In what country does this take place? If it’s the U.S., wouldn’t the eagle win since he’s got all those laws protecting him? Unless, perhaps, the eagle is a clumsy SOB and falls into the bucket of water, rendering him flightless until he dries.

Eagles are not rendered flightless by being a little wet. Birds have a gland that makes an oily substance that they groom into their feathers to keep them neat and relatively waterproof.

So should we correct that to: “Batman vs. an oiled eagle and a bucket of water”?

Now if it was a greased eagle, old Bats would be in deep trouble. Unless he brought his Bat-Birdly-Degreasifier :stuck_out_tongue:

If Batman threw one of his batarangs at the eagle, she might attempt to mate with it.