Well, actually, I think that Walker: Texas Ranger belongs to The Hat, rather than the hat belonging to him.
Chuck Norris’ main purpose in the show seems to be to serve as transportation for The Hat.
The Hat is big, The Hat is bad. The Hat almost never gets knocked of Walker’s head, and on those rare occasions when it does, The Hat never sustains any real, meaningful damage. Walker just dusts The Hat off and puts it back on his head.
Man, The Hat is tough. Really tough. So tough that I almost believe that The Hat could take on a fully prepared Batman.
So, in a fight, who would win- the Batman or Walker’s Hat?