Batshit crazy Michele Bachmann strikes again!

Few women do less for me sexually than Michele Bachmann. I’d do Nancy Reagan first.

If she was any good at that, she wouldn’t have 28 children!

I love it. “Government is not the answer. Re-elect me to the government.”

Well it is not Oswald Cobblepot either.

I have a solution to the dilemma of thinking Bachmann is hot but also keeping one’s unit away from her. Get her to do a porno scene with Palin! It’s win-win!

If male heterosexuality can be cured, that might do it. Trade off for PTSD, though…

Pseudo Tranny Sexual Display?

I humbly submit that if the crazy genes were diluted (with my rational, not to mention good-looking ones) we’d be in a much better place.

Crazy is usually a better fuck. I have an ex-wife to prove it.

When you find the sane person who is crazy in the sack, then it is time to buy a ring.

Bachmann is not really bonkos in the fun way. She’s crazy like the ladies who have a hundred cats. When people hear those stories, they’re never like “well, a hundred cats, but I bet she was a tiger between the sheets”.

Hey, leave my wife outa this!

Personally, I was never very turned on by Cruella De Vil and her 101 dalmatians, either.

Two guys at work had a brief conversation today.

“Man, in a week we’re gonna have an Islamic President.”
“Yeah, I wonder how that’s gonna go.”

Me: “Are you guys morons?”

I then remembered that these are the people that elected Michele Bachmann the first time.

So yeah, they’re morons.
And this area is filled with them.

I don’t know what the deal is but I keep getting bombarded with her tv ads, especially during Obama’s infomercial. I thought she was nearly out of money?

No, she had about $1.3 million on hand at the financial report last month. And since her on-air comments, and the publicity about money to Tinklenberg*, right-wing groups have provided another $860,000 to Bachman.

  • For the first 72 hours after her comments appeared on youtube and were emailed around, online donations were coming in to Tinklenberg at the rate of $10,000 per hour! Really shows how the internet has changed things in politics.

sigh

On the upside I expect she’s going to be marginalized and/or ostracized for being batshit insane, so perhaps it’s not all bad.

Well, what are the election results on the crazy bitch vs. the B-rate fantasy novel character?

Close, but crazy bitch won by 2% or 12,000 votes.

Shit.

Her sister in suck, Jean Schmidt of Ohio, is coming back too. :mad: