BATSU!

I would like to introduce a new salutation (see title) its a mad thing a small circle of my friends use to greet one another.
Do you have any wierd things like that with your friends?

Whenever I go somewhere that my friends are, or on the phone (or whatever) the greeting is BROCCOLI! they say it, because I am broccoli!, and then I say it - because I have an I.Q. of 10…

punk snot dead baby,
broccoli!

We have some friends who, when they are expected, just walk into the house (we don’t mind, because they’re expected, see…), and as they walk into the house, instead of calling out “Hello” or “we’re here”, they yell, “Burglars!”

When my roommate gets home, she is greeted with the phrase, “Burglar with a key?” This originated from the time that she made a comment about me not reacting when she came home, including the question, “What if I was a burglar?” to which I had to ask “A burglar with a key?”