BBQ Cheddar Goldfish Crackers.

I am in Ghastly Junk-Food Heaven.

Who cut the BBQ fish?

…and Dorothy Parker wept…

Yeah, gas smells awful; You might as well live.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Say it ain’t so! Our Eve with BBQ red-orange fingers? Gasp :eek: I do hope it doesn’t get to the point she forgets to take her gloves off first.

A woman goes to her gynocologist and tells him, “Doctor, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. My genitals have turned orange.”

“Hmm…” says the doctor. “Let’s take a look. Up on the table and put your feet in the stirrups, please.”

After the exam, the doctor remains puzzled.

“I’m very much at a loss,” he says. “I can’t find any organic reason why your genitals should be orange. Has anything changed in your life recently? Any change in eating habits? New hobbies? Anything different at all?”

“Well,” says Ev…I mean, the woman, “I’ve started to eat BBQ Gold Fish when I watch porn, but that’s about the only thing I can think of.”

Well, really!

So wrong, yet somehow so right. :stuck_out_tongue:

BBQ Cheddar Goldfish crackers! :eek: :eek:
The Parmesan ones are very good, though…


Better than plain cheddar? I guess I can spend a few bucks to try a bag, but I don’t think anything beats plain cheddar. Last night’s dinner: bag of cheddar Goldfish, bag of Sweedish fish, and a Mountain Dew.

Goldfish pecking order

  1. Cheddar
  2. Original
  3. Pizza
  4. Pretzel
  5. Parm

My biggest worry is that Eve will regress to Cheetos. There she’ll be, lying on her chaise lounge, sipping Diet Pepsi and munching on Cheetos while watching Oprah. Next thing we know they’ll be a big orange Cheeto smear across her dowager monobosom. :eek:

I admit with much chagrin that I used to be addicted to Cheez Doodles . . . Then I got cats, who loved Cheez Doodles even more than I did. They would leap at me and eagerly lick off the Cheez, leaving me sitting there holding a wet Doodle.

You should stop,before you go blind.

I don’t know which is more nauseating - yellowcakesolid’s meal, or Eve’s cat-licked Doodle.

Trust lieu to get a fart joke.

I love all the flavor busting Goldfish crackers–Nacho, Cheddar, Pizza and the BBQ.

Should a veggie eat goldfishes?

Cheese crackers are so wrong. Gimme some table water crackers, some warm brie, a sliced apple, and a jug o’ wine any day.

But if you must do the junk food cheese snacks, sidle up to a Nacho Cheese Dorito sometime. Thems got the goods.

I submit to you…

Cheddar Triscuits.

<shudder> No lady would ever fail to remove her gloves before eating or drinking.
However, I’ve got an image in my head of Eve eating BBQ Cheddar Goldfish with chopsticks, so to keep the debris from the keyboard.

Fish fork. Silver, of course.

“Pretzel Parm” or maybe even “Pizza Pretzel Parm”