The Giant Goldfish Mobile pulled up outside our office and gave away little bags of cheddar-flavored multicolored Goldfish Crackers. Red, blue, purple, green. I couldn’t eat 'em. They were . . . unholy.
Yeah I saw those in the supermarket and did a triple take. Too weird to eat, only good for gawking at.
ack! why must they always make our food look like froot loops?And what’s with all these new M&M colors? D*mmit, I want tan back!
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Some at my office had the same thing Eve.
I called them an abomination!
Hey now, hey now!! My little guy loves them (even if they do turn his poo a bit pink). And for the record, I’ve never seen a green one–just yellow, orange, red, and magenta.
You don’t actually think that the “natural” orange goldfish are dye-free, do you? Let’s get some perspective here…when you’re eating a cheese-flavored fish-shaped cracker that “smiles back at you until you bite its heads off”, does it really matter what color it is?
Cracker bigots
They are cheese-flavored so they should look cheese-colored. Who has every seen magenta cheese? They are an abomination I tell you!
I’ve been eating cheddar Goldfish Crackers since I was a kid. I got in trouble in school for sticking them in my ears.
I think they ruined them when they added the smiles to the crackers. Although, I can still eat a bag in one sitting. 
**You gotta problem with fish? **
Just cover 'em in purple ketchup :eek:
Why? Why? Why? Did they have to screw up Goldfish crackers?? They were fine all yummy-n-orangey.
Why not leave well enough alone.
Poor Goldfish. Bastard’s @ Pepperidge Farm! Why fix it if it ain’t broke!??!
Cheese that got wine in it. Besides, how about the cheese that has wax melted over it for protection? That’s magenta.
I don’t know about you but I remove the wax before eating the cheese. Eating wax is also an abomination!
You can still buy the originals people. Everyone breathe deeply please and slowly count to three…
They seem to be the crack of the toddler set. BabyMaeve gobbles 'em up like nobodies business.
Dammit, now I’ve got that stupid jingle playing itself over and over in my head! Time to put my headphones on and cue up the MP3 player…
while I hate blue M&M’s, and can’t fathom using a catsup that is anything but red, I didn’t seem to mind the goldfish. I bought some for a long plane flight we took down to the caribbean. I bought the multi-colored fish because they looked like they belonged at the beach … the magenta one looked sunburned.
FWIW, I didn’t get green or blue either. Just reds and oranges.