Whoops! Well, at least I still have that Royal Bank of Nigeria thing going for me.
I knew you tighty righty types would come in handy 
Note to self…avoid hamsters, invest in Nigeria.
Thank you boys
Damnit, Brutus!!! How the hell will I make money on the 419 deal if you keep messing it up?!? :mad: Asshole. 
Awwww duffer now I’m confused! Hamsters or no?
You mean candidates like Duffer?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5245084&postcount=30
You make it so difficult to love you. It’s like I understand how Tony Soprano feels. 
But is it Tony in lust or Tony in bump off mode! These details matter (I may have to buy a bullet proof get up!).
I’d like to be a Libertarian too, but my porridge doesn’t taste sweet enough.
You’re just too impatient. Sometimes, you have to wait in the sugar lines all day.
Alas. If only the richest Scotsmen weren’t so stereotypically miserly!
Tony in fun, playful mode. I don’t have enough airline miles.
Hehe, right with ya there. I’m a tree-hugging, puppy lovin’ hippie transplant from Chicago, stuck in Republican Hell, myself. (Although, really, I guess we should call it Liberal Hell, since Texas has got to be the version of Hell liberals go to when they die).
sigh
Bugger 
Badda bing badda boom
Good thing you are my almost fav conservative then