My first pic on the Net EVER! I am now on the People of the Straight Dope web page.I have never posted one before, ohh, I may need to lie down. You know what, pretty painless. YAY me!!
Beautiful! Here’s hoping I join you on there someday soon…
Look forward to seeing you on there too JoeyHemlock!
Did you hear that thud?
It was my jaw landing on my chest. Yow.
Uhh may I be the first to say, WOW. Where do you live exactly? Would you like a massage? How bout some jell-o wrestling? Tonsil hockey?
BLUSH
Such beauty never has the world beheld that even my heart cannot contain such, for even now it beats twice the rate with the harumph of war drums on the eve of battle.
Gentle as the night breeze for you my dear. Soft as the mane of a kitten. Allow me to introduce myself.
Hi, I’m soul.
My goodness. My head is going to swell to a point I won’t be able to fit through my cubicle opening (door?) for lunch. What a flattering bunch you are.
I was going to gush as much as these other guys, but I though I would be percieved as a lecherous pervert (is that redundant?). I guess I had nothing to worry about.
But, damn Poysyn, what’s it like to be so damn beautiful?
How ironic! This same condition is what prompted the flattery above! 
Yer pal,
Satan
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Three months, three weeks, one day, 14 hours, 14 minutes and 52 seconds.
4543 cigarettes not smoked, saving $567.97.
Life saved: 2 weeks, 1 day, 18 hours, 35 minutes.
Add another one to my crush list.
Where in the Great White North are ya, Poysyn?
::sigh::
Montfort, actually I am located in Winnipeg.
Ahh, since I am in DC, I suppose there’re no distance issues in fantasy. At least, there better not be. Check with me tomorrow morning, though. 
<begins planning quickest route to Winnipeg to worship at Poysyn’s…er…feet, yeah>
Damn, I love Canadian girls. If you’re a hockey fan, Poysyn, I’ll put a ring in the mail today… Care to move to Chicago? (We’ve still got an NHL team!)
“I have a thing for girls who say aboot” -Banky, Chasing Amy
Damn you, Poysyn, you had to be both beautiful and from Canada? What the hell is wrong with you, anyway? Don’t you know Canadian law requires you to come to DC to pay homage to . . . me?
People like you should have warnings . . . “Attention shoppers: She may be beautiful, but she’s forever and a day away from you geographically.”
Damnit, I live in the wrong state. Possibly wrong country.
Hey, iampunha, quit following me around, I was here first.
Anyway, Poysyn, in case you miss the all-white thing during the playoffs up there in Winnipeg, they do that here, too, in DC, for the Caps.
Of course, since you’re gorgeous, you also like baseball, right? And, you’d love to go to see a game in Baltimore at Camden Yards? Right? Please?
I DO like hockey, (how could you not?) and baseball’s fine (I have never been to a game have to go before I judge, sports on TV get dull).
JoeyHemlock - gotta say, used to love watching the Jets play the Blackhawks, gawd the fights were great! The Moose (the IHL team we have now) just aren’t the same.
Isn’t it a tad bit frightening to have so many guys cyber-jump all over you, just from a picture (especially when coupled with a geographic location)? Damn, women are right; we are pigs! Trying to lure you with hockey and baseball teams (btw, Chicago has two baseball teams).
Well, you certainly shouldn’t have any bad self-image left, if you had any before!