After much gratuitious Nen-bashing (which was largely inspired by Tymp, if you ask me…), I have decided to declare today “Be Kind to Nen Day”.
Why, you ask? Seems our boy Nen is ill. He feels like death warmed over. I mercilessley teased him for his run-in with my ceiling in this thread. I laughed, nay, revelled, in his misfortune and dorky clumsiness.
So, without further ado, I hereby commence being kind to Nen. Feel free to join me!
In honour of Be Kind to Nen Day I won’t make any more jokes about him hitting his head
All right, Odie! That’s the spirit.
I’m sending him chicken-soup and hot whiskey vibes as we speak…
I’m always nice to Nen. So there.
Silver, very true. I also have been known to be quite nice to Nen. Yesterday, however, my truly eeeeeeeevil nature rose to the surface and I was a Big Meanie. It got me on Tymp’s list, got me kicked out of the oldscratch posse (though I have been reinstated and refused, starting my own splinter group of one) and stuff like that.
Damn, see what happens when I decide to quit smoking? 
Hey Nen! You know that $100 I lent you? Don’t worry about paying it back! Really.
To all four of you that care: thank you.
[sub]And Anamorphic, I wasn’t going to pay you back anyway.[/sub]
::spends his time being genuinely kind to Nen::
Well, our work here seems to be done… though we could keep lavishing Nen with kindness, I don’t think it would hurt…
Oh! So, suddenly all of this is my fault, eh?
Well, I guess it’s not terribly sudden . . . or surprising. Very well. Carry on.
Your work isn’t done! Please continue…
Hey, waitaminit Nen, was that sarcasm? Here I am being genuinely kind, and trying to rally my fellow Dopers around my poor sick friend, and you aren’t delighted? 
Tymp, I didn’t this blamed me. And I always get what I want.
Uncle Nutmegger, you rock!
- s k 8Uh, that should read “I didn’t want this blamed on me”… cuz want is kinda the key word there.
<insert inane “I shoulda previewed!” whine here.
I will so continue, Nen. Don’t say you didn’t ask for it.
sigh
::Rasa hands herself a closing angle bracket >::
No saracasm in the slightest, Rasa.
Uncle Nutmegger, eh Trixie? I may just keep that one–it puts me right up there with Unca Cece and UncleBeer, well maybe not.
Eew, Uncle Nutmegger is VVC, in a mutant invalid sort of way!
Nononononononono NO! We can not be over Be Kind To Nen day without me! I’m the kindest of them all!
::snuggles up with Nen to feed him soup and wipe his fevered brow::
I wanna get in on this,
I’ve never said a joke about your misfortune,
but I did giggle about it.
I have now started being Kind to you 
what the hell… why not?
Here nen… have some chicken soup… I know how much you like it…
And here, I’ll help you stretch your ears some more.