be my sig (not Freud)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

I’m sure there’s been plenty of these threads before, but, heh, sue me.
I need something for sig material. I’ve given up free will for this thread, and have decided the following course of action. from now until 1600GMT on the 21st of August, the thread is open to suggestions. After that, we will have a day of voting. The leader at 1600 GMT becomes my new sig.
( this system is totally devoid of Pregnant Chads, Dimpled Chads and leather wearing bald guys called Chad. )
I don’t want to quote someone off the board ( not that I don’t like that, I just don’t want to). Maybe a favourite quote of yours, a mixed up saying, or whatever, I don’t mind.

Open your minds and your quotebooks people. A legacy of space beneath my words is at your disposal.

2

Well, at the risk of being a tad serious, I really, REALLY dig my current sig.

3

Twisty’s new sig:

[ul]
[li]Bob[/li][/ul]

“Bob” works on so many levels for so many things that I think it should be honored with a sig.

Not mine of course, but someones.

4

Well okay then:

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
– Robert Anthony, Think, Think On and Think Again

I’ve been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn’t require my presence.
– Garry Trudeau

Let’s have some new clichés.
– Samuel Goldwyn

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.
– Oscar Wilde

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
– Mark Twain

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
– Rich Kulawiec

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
– Jerome K. Jerome, Idle thoughts of an idle fellow

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
– Art Hoppe

It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory.
– W. Edwards Deming

I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
– Anonymous

Shall I go on?

5

I vote for this one. That’s great!