Beans, oh Beans, Delicious In Your Mouth!

From the rerun of the “Margical History Tour” of the Simpsons this last Sunday. But you already knew that, I’m sure. Of course, now that I’ve seen this episode for the second time, I cannot get this stupid tune out of my mind! Arrrrrggg. The audio (ftp to an mp3)

My question: Does anyone have the full “real” lyrics to this opera? :wink:

The music is Mozart’s “Eine Kleine Nachtmusik”. It’s an instrumental, written for strings only, so no vocalists and no lyrics.