And I haven’t seen this particular Mod post in a while. And this is the forum for Moderator questions. And as a warning to others not to post while intoxicated. . .
Why did you leave us? Where the hell have you been?
He was just trying to make Winston Smith feel at home by letting him know Big Brother was watching. 
I think he closed it because the thread was too stupid to live. Not stupid in a clever sort of way, just stupid in a stupid sort of way.
Don’t feel bad. I am pretty fucking tore up right now too.
I think this place could use a good dose of nonsense.
I think it has enough of that already, RexDart.
I mean, what with that Coldfire guy and all…