Furbies got nuttin’ on these guys.
For those who like it hard!
Not really hardcore
Wrong stinkin’ forum. I’m an idiot.
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Well yeah…but we love you anyway.
Good God!
Oh, and “heh!”.
This is one of those links I knew I’d like as soon as the URL came up.
Thanks for the chuckle, Biggirl.
Hmmm. A web site I frequent calls it Statue Humpin’.
A whole new meaning to “art appreciation”. Oh, well. 
Oh yeah, thanks a heap, Biggirl. Thanks ever so much.
3 hours of potentially productive time shot to hell as I sit here snorting and chuckling (and cackling like a fiend, once or twice) over pictures of people molesting statuary.
Now, if only I had a digital camera, and a statue…
3 hours is beyong ‘laughing at’ and into ‘fascinated’ imho 
I’ve got an old photo of my ex’s brother being very naughty with the Coca Cola polar bear at the Coca Cola Museum. Hmmmm…
You know something? People are weird.
Hello, my name is misstee. I may have molested a statue. There were other dopers there who watched me do it.
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Oh yeah, I remember. The concrete gorilla at the zoo, right? I heard that the zoo maintenance department is having a hell of a time wiping the grin of that gorilla’s face.
No, it was the bust of some dude, who I am assuming contributed a lot of money to the zoo.
Also there was the thing with the elephant.
And here I thought it was your bust that caused the riot.
What did you do to the elephant? They still can’t get his trunk out of the upright position.
Hell, I’ve gone around the world picking the nose of many a statues. I think I have a problem. Just wait til I hit NYC and I grab the bull by the balls. I’ve already picked its nose so now it’s balls.
I come home from a hard day at the sex toy shop to this. You guys make my life seem normal. Thanks!
Is it wrong that I’m aroused?
Lola dear, as long as it ain’t hurtin’ noone, you’re fine.
What other kinds of days are there at a sex toy shop?
HarHar.
A bunch of vets meet up a couple days a week in the video section and the middle-aged female divorcees are always loads of fun. They travel in packs and always buy lots of toys. Today was just a bunch of old guys cranking because it’s too cold outside. And my manager was drunk from the night before. Not hungover, still drunk.