[QUOTE=swampbear]
cb I got yer sausage roll right here! 
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Does it come wrapped in the most delicious of tender doughiness ever? 
I am a big Polly poopy pants, I think, because I don’t much care for babies either. I’ve always joked that kids are fine, sometimes, and if I could adopt one when it was potty trained and keep it until it hit puberty (without the obvious harm to the kid and looking like a total jerkface), I’d be all about adoption.
Speaking of jerkfaces, I told my roommates about the sloppy joes planned for tonight, last night (as I told them last night what I was going to make tonight), and I got responses ranging from “Mmm, sloppy joes!” to “I love sloppy joes so much that when you guys aren’t home I sneak one to my room and make love to it like it was Britney Spears before she went crazy!”
So tonight, I’m cooking them (did the corn salad thing before hand - fresh corn cut off the cob, some lime juice/olive oil/red bell pepper/onion kind of thing.) I’m in the kitchen looking all domestic cutting the kernels off the corn, and they’re like “Hey we’re going to go make a food run, you want anything?” “Umm, no, I’m going to be done with dinner in like 30 minutes.”
So they go, then come back, the aroma of sloppy joes permeating the house, and they walk into the kitchen, open up a can of chili and a tub of ranch chip dip and mix the two together, and leave, never to be seen again.
I cooked 6 ears of corn for that salad, and 3 pounds of meat for the sloppy joes.
Jerkfaces.