Dr. Polk, eh? Or is it “Dr. Poke”? 
I wondered the same thing.
He was kinda stern.
In the operating room already plied by Valium I asked him what was his birthday. I know, I know I don’t understand why I did it either.
I looked over and he was laughing.
When I was in college, in Madison, WI in the 1980s, one of the local medical groups had TV ads where they featured a Dr. Bonebrake. Alas, I don’t think he was an orthopedist.
I keep telling you, it’s that trampoline and those contact sports that get you in trouble, Beck. OK, I’ve never told you, but every time you cross the line of scrimmage, I worry.
When I was in college, there was a GYN at the university medical center who was named Dr. Dripps.
I had a dentist name Faulkoff.
I laughed every time I called. A receptionist with a southern drawl said, cheerfully: " Fuck-off and associates"
I do have a frog named Horace. He lives in a spruce bush right by my garage door.
If I’m there and try to talk he croaks. Alot.
Doctor Becklittle. All you need now is a two-headed possum. 
Aaacccccccckk! That’s too horrible to contemplate.
I saw a 2 headed calf once.
Stuff that nightmares are made of!
I was thinking more of the “Pushmi-Pullyu” from Doctor Dolittle.
Yeah. I knew that.
Oh, man. Now I wanna a Llama.
Hmmm? Can you ride a Llama?
Excuse me. Imma do alittle research.
Llamas aren’t big beasts. They can be ridden by kids weighing up to 50lbs, but they’re not sturdy enough to carry an adult rider.
Oh. Man. I wanna have a roadside zoo.
'possums that ain’t right
Magically appearing dogs
Terrible awful Siamese cats
A frog who tells your future with croaks.
A crow and a walleby,
Anybody know where I can get a walleby?
Australia, I hear.
Oh, @kenobi_65 ,
I need a llama too.
I guess I gotta make a stop in South America on my way to Aussie-land
Sounds like a road trip is in order!
No need to go to South America for llamas. There are breeders in Arkansas.
Are you kidding me?
Seriously, fun to think about. I need something else to take care of like I need a new eye hole.
Today (August 13) is International Left Handers Day.
Why thank you Ms. Saucy. Good info.
I’m left handed.
It’s nearly my Dope-iversery as well.
I assume you mean verbal croak and not figurative, because he does it a lot. 