Beer Can E.D. and The Mother Yeast, The MMP

It wasn’t a wisecrack. It was a question. Many Bible-Belters are raised to believe all Jews have horns on their heads, because they are evil because they killed Jesus, even in this day and age

I was JUST reading that thread and about reached into the screen to throttle the guy.

You say the word, we take him in the alley and teach him to play nice.
:: grabs pie ::

Well…I knew the second part but someone seriously believed the horns bit?

Man, and people wonder why I don’t have kids. It’s because I don’t feel this world is worth investing in!!!
goes back to life of madcap hedonism

(Thanks, all, I feel better knowing you’re all with me. And making me laugh.)

Oh. My. God.

I got The Call tonight – I HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE IN IDAHO!

It all came together! I’ve been working on this for the past few weeks; my aunt is going to take me on in her shop, and the hard part has been finding a place to live, and I reallllllly wanted a place to live lined up before I drove 2200 miles! AND I GOT IT! It’s a nice big room in a nice condo with MY OWN BATHROOM and the rent is more than reasonable, and she knows a couple of the guys that own it and likes them and she has a friend that just adores them (one of them lives there, housing there is so expensive that I guess they went in as a group – there’s four owners) and it comes with a bed and a desk, too. Monday, I’m outta here!

Now I need to settle down, because I have things to do tomorrow and I have to get some sleep. But I’m so excited! The mountains are going to be spectacular, MT is way jealous. My aunt ROCKS.

running around in circles squealing like a 12-year-old

Sure he wasn’t trying to sleep with you?

You know…finding out if you’re horny and such…

Wow. That’s really sweet. I hope your roommates are good people to live with. I’m glad you’re so happy.

My aren’t we busy. I don’t feel so bad staying hone and drinking beerverages on a Friday night.

Great email, SCL, I hope Libby gets better soon.

rosie, I’ll keep your friend in my prayers. So, you’re not horny? :d&r:

Meeks, sorry about the idiot. I enjoyed you comments. {{{hug n’ noogie}}

:sticks ice cube down LOUNE’s back:

Great news, pale bunny!

shaves your dog

How is your chilled moose piss?

Yeah, that’s right…I shaving your dog.

Morning all. I am hoping my internets will behave a little better this morning than they did yesterday. All in all, it was just a really crappy, boring, lonely day where I filled the emptiness with too much food and went to bed with a headache and a tummy ache!

Meeks, that kind of attitude sucks! I get a lot of it being married to an Arab Muslim and I know it is just sooooo frustrating, sometimes it makes me want to cry.

lapin blanc, congrats on the move!

Lili, I hope you are settling in to your new home and you, your bump and your husbands will be very happy! :wink:

Need to give HRH the rest of her milk. Back soon.

Oh Roo

[singing] Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon,
you come and go, you come and go.
Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dream,
red gold and green, red gold and green.[/singing] :smiley:

I think your Internets might have what Noor had.

Please…don’t infect the hamsters.

Judging by everyone else’s experiences, I think Noor might have caught it from the hamsters! She helps me type sometimes and then puts her hands in her mouth! Wait till I tell MIL where the runny tummy came from !!! :wink:

snatches the melon skin from LOUNE and runs out of the thread

Focus on all the people who actually want to learn something, Meeks, which is most of us. (Really interesting threads, by the way.) Hugs.

I can’t even believe someone would make a remark like that, rosie. (Well, I can, but I don’t get how a person would be able to.)

It makes me sad to see that there are still people who are willing to show off their ignorance and prejudice.

Excellent news, palebunny!

It’s really frustrating when you can’t connect to familiar places, isn’t it, Dotty? What did we do before the internets?

Guess I should consider crawling into beddie bye. Sweet dreams all…

::Strews chocolate chips in LOUNE’s path::

GT

TGIF!! Heh, actually, it -just- turned into Saturday where I am. When I got home from work today, I puttered about a bit, talked to one of my brothers on the phone (he tried to file his taxes online this year and apparently it didn’t go through! Fortunately for him, the IRS owes him, not the other way around!), then went back to read a bit before dinner. Except I fell asleep, until 10:30 pm!! I can only guess that I must have needed the sleep–about 4 hours of it!

Then, on the 11 PM newscast, they had a story about a woman who broke into a fudge shop in Annapolis (hehehe … no names mentioned here) and stole a whole bunch of fudge! She was breaking into the cases, tossing fudge into bags, stuffing pieces in her pockets…she had a -serious- chocolate craving! Then she left the shop and went to a bed & breakfast place; she told them she needed a place to stay. They called the police, and I think she’s in jail right now. But they had videos of her in the fudge shop - OMG, it was so strange watching her taking that fudge! They did say later that she was from Greenbelt - I swear, it -wasn’t- me!! But that damn fudge looked really good!!! They said the Rocky Road cost $17.99/lb, though. :eek:

That’s all I got tonight. It’s gonna be a HOT one this weekend; I doubt I’ll be doing much of anything. Hugs and good thoughts to all who need them. I think I’m trying to fight a cold. Oh yeah, I accidentally jammed a staple into my thumb at work today (the stapler was jammed and I was trying to fix it - my thumb was unfortunately in the very wrong place!), so I’ve also had a tetanus shot. The injection site is a little sore and slightly warm, but it feels okay.

Mork, ow, stop booting my head! :mad:

McUNE, oh. . . ok, crossing fingers for job interview. We’ll do the snoopy dance again later.

FCM, wow, that’s some vivid dreaming. The good ones must be wild!

gt, sorry to hear about the work stress.

{{{SCL}}} and sending one to {{{Libby}}}

Mork, so did everyone see you get out of the limo? How’d it go?

{{{meeks}}}, it seems that his username pretty much says what he’s about. I haven’t read much from him before.

Hey, LOUNE, where’s our pie?! How come only meeks gets some?! I want fresh strawberry, no whipped cream, please.

pale bunny, :::snoopy dance::: for you. That sounds like wonderful news.

Dotty, bigs hugs for the eaten posts and the bad day. {{{Dotty}}} (hugs are ok, right? no smooching because that’s not ok)

Just a thought. That’s happened to me enough times that I always copy my posts before I hit any buttons. I just highlight and hit control-C and save it to the clipboard. Control-v if you need to post it back in case of a crash.

Thanks for the song. My, you sure know a lot of ear-worms.

Here’s another song for you: On a Clear Day

[Barbara Streisand]On a clear day
Rise and look around you
And you’ll see who you are
On a clear day
How it will astound you
That the glow of your being
Outshines every star[/Barbara Streisand]

I hope it’s a clear day for you today and that the glow of your being outshines every star.

Have a great day today! (tomorrow for me)

herbs, healing thoughts sent your way.

I’m off to bed in a few. Good night everyone!!

I just wanted to be one of you late night poster-people, even at the cost of having some beerverages.

But not enough to qualify this as a drunken post.

Honest

Hey MBG - morning/evening/night! Now go drink more!!! :wink:

I have one Guinness left in the garage fridge, then I’m down to…uh. I got nuthin’ after that…

Calling all Beerbears , delivery needed?

You rang? :smiley:

I’m currently slumming it with some Tecate (hey, I am paying homage to Jim Morrison’s ursine shade) which I will happily share if anyone wants one.

That’s a long drive, but thanks for the sentiment.

Anywho, I found the Child’s hidden stash, behind the innocuous soft drinks.

I’m so proud. My Kid, hiding beer.

:: hey, she’s legal. besides, she thought I - the man what taught her, would not find it? ::

You’re stealing your kid’s beer stash? Man that’s cruel!

That reminds me, I better drink all this beer before I leave my house to my nephew for a week.